Character: Lindsay

- This is a state that is characterized by the absence of anxiety and anxiety.

- I said ask

What, you don't believe that everyone is someone's destiny?
- Almost. I believe that... No one. Anyone. What is not needed.

- The funny thing is that these two do not realize that this Paradise before the entrance to hell.
- You really think so?
- I most of his life dodging shards failed marriage of my mother, and it all started with radiant smiles.
Hmm... Some marriages are happy.
- Yes, and some people have six fingers.
- I bet you've never been married.
- I decided to learn from the mistakes of their parents, it is called - has evolved.

- Well, how can you blame people that they always hope for the best?
Certainly, you can. It is selfishness. Itself think, of a broken heart there is nothing terrible, if you imagine that you could stay with this horrible man and the rest of your life being miserable.

- How many times have you shit on your head, you opened the umbrella?
- As the saying goes, he who doesn't risk doesn't drink champagne.
- Judging by how much you drink, the risk is your middle name.

And why are all your jokes so autobiographical?
Because all his life - the culmination of the joke.

I can say that elevated search to the rank of art. "In search of" - an excellent definition to me.

I prefer the shape of the contents.

In any case, the Boss is waiting for the response today.
And what do you say?
- What would the tailor the man with two members on the question of "exit right or left?"
- It's like?
Yes.