Character: Arthur. Page 1
- And in Egypt, the frescoes of the funerary temple of Ramses III, tell how the Pharaoh ordered to pay to each soldier after the battle sickly prize for each enemy killed. The proof was to serve the enemy's hand. But among the Egyptians, too, were crooks: they cut off the hands of their own fallen comrades. Then Ramses commanded to bring the teeth, and, of course, many of the dead Egyptians left without teeth.
Still, the Pharaoh found out - he ordered cut off members of the enemy.
Why?
Because members of the Egyptians differed from the rest - they are now Jews and Muslims were circumcised.
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MegaMozg 18-09-2017 / 12:03
- Katya, and you know that world-famous firm "Ribok" produces in Thailand only left shoes, and in Taiwan - just right.
Why?
- And that workers do not steal.
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MegaMozg 17-09-2017 / 20:06
Women are strange creatures: first, they are in the sack, then pull...
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MegaMozg 17-09-2017 / 19:51
I thought we were friends, I'm with Boris introduced. Remember?
- We parted after six months, I told you.
In any case, it was a useful experience.
Yeah. He knocked my tooth out. Decided that I'm still Dating someone.
Idiot.
- No, he was right.
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MegaMozg 04-09-2017 / 17:12
- You understand that we are together, only when we are well?
And what's wrong with that?
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MegaMozg 04-09-2017 / 17:09
- Why don't you want to run?
- I'm not in the shoes to run.
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MegaMozg 04-09-2017 / 17:06
- How did you like yesterday's Italian piece?
- I don't know, I lift only saw his feet.
And I was in a cab just the head.
- Probably included very personal.
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MegaMozg 13-04-2017 / 11:05
- So will you give me access to the database?
- Of course. What do I get in return?
- And you little of my interest?
I will get with the first client and the database you need now...
Apparently, that's what's happening to us?
- In terms of?
- We're ten years old playing hockey for three years rented one apartment, I remember all the names of your girls...
Now I love only one girl, her name is Use.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 10:21
- You don't want to give the dog a name?
- Name? Why?
Did You know that even dogs respond to the whistle? They also want to have their name being called.
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MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 10:15
- I got angry. Me all angry, barely restraining myself, I exhaled.
Tell them to leave?
- Better find a quiet room where there will be no bowing vampire face!
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 20:03
- My wife left me. Can you imagine? Texted me a whole bunch of emoticons.
- What did you say?
- I couldn't resist. Repay in the same coin. Sent her a smiley face with a turd.
- Also an option.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:04
- Well, Arthur, you believe that the despair lies hope?
Even God can't take hope.
Quote Explanation: Arthur tries to say that there is a feeling that transcends even God.
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MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 17:05
To seek, to find and quick to hide.
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MegaMozg 14-01-2017 / 10:16
- I tried a Union with a man, but he was wrong. Men did not suit me, I'll get it otherwise.
- Why do you want to do that? Your castle from this day, under my protection. I am grateful for the help. We don't have to compete. We can be friends.
- You or me. Otherwise, no way.
Why?
For you "is" nonsense, and everything to me.
Quote Explanation: "it" - we are talking about the crown of Britain.
2 Series
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 12:29
Never give up, even if it seems that all is lost. And if you need to fight dishonest for the sake of your goals, so be it.
4 Series
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