Character: Nemi. Page 2

[dialogue CYANOGEN with a friend]
- I don't really like shellfish.
- It would be weird if you liked them!
- Why is this?
Well, I don't want to say anything bad about your friends, but the sophisticated taste of their do not blame!
[some time later]
- Nemi, have you tried oysters?
- No. To a degree I have not been drunk.

- You're so beautiful. You have the most beautiful eyes in the world! Your hair is like silk. What is the skin! Your voice is fantastic!
Finally app for cell phone, which was worth eight crowns!

- You run into people, and I think that you have a Napoleonic complex or something.
- What do you mean? I'm much taller than you!
- Only on the outside.

- Talk to your friend! She wants to work half day and learn to play the guitar! Now she will start chasing dreams! Now, when we bought the house and I'm ready to start to build a family. Besides, she's too old to gather a group. This is at odds with common sense!
- Common sense is the sum of all prejudices that you are taking, when you turn 18.
- What hippies say that?
- Albert Einstein.

- Eat cauliflower, the sooner we grow up and become an adult!
- I will not, unless you give at least one advantage of adulthood!
- Bring candy!

When I build my castle in the air, then I cannot imagine swimming in the moat around it.

I thought that love should make me happy!
- Baby, this is the biggest nonsense I've ever heard.

- Nemi, before you go get that fly, or I can't sleep, I think I am a coward?
- Sasanam no! I own the same. It seems to me that a fly can lay eggs in my ear, and night of them hatch thousands of flies, and while I sleep, they'll eat my brain! Haha! Really? Imagine, in the morning my head is completely empty, no eyes, nothing at all! Only flies... Sweet dreams!

- And you would like to become a man?
- Let's see.. women Have much longer orgasms, we live longer and until tonight I never paid for drinks... What was your question?
- Forget it...

Waking up after the Christmas holidays all the same what to face fifteen of the Mondays immediately.

Jesus, Beethoven, Santa Claus, Socrates, da Vinci... the best guys always have long hair.

Am I drunk? Look at my neighbors! They hung a sign with your name on my door!

A friend is one who has the same enemies as you.