Character: Nemi

- Good night, Nemi! I'll call you.
- No, don't say you'll call me. Then I'll become paranoid and check my phone all the time until you call. And I won't be able to call you because you promised to call!
- Then you call.
- No, I don't want to. I don't know how long to wait or what to say to the person I like.
- Okay, then where and when is the next date?
- Me? In 10 minutes?

- Some people suffer because of unemployment.
It's because they have nothing to do.

- I'm starting to understand why people think us strange family.
And I don't think we are too traditional. We have ginger cookies. Christmas tree with a star, the patterns on the Windows. Christmas music.
- Black Sabbath?

- What a nightmare! I have the feeling that here was a war! You know what to do.
- To move?

Thanks for the signed in favor of protecting environment! We need more people advocating for our planet.
This is my duty. This is the only planet on which there are guys with long hair and milk chocolate.

How strange to realize that your phone has 157 rooms and to call no one...

In horoscope says that today is the only chance to meet the love of your life! If that's true, even scary...
- Scarier than you think. This is yesterday's newspaper.

- You said Hello.
- Who?
The guy with the mustache... Though maybe without...
Blond hair... or a bit dark... or slightly long.
Specific!
- I have a photographic memory. But the pictures are low resolution.

- Nemi! Sit with us again!
No thanks, I'm going home. Missed another hour here protupila with a blonde who only talks about make-up! With her brains to be in the House-2!
For the first time Nemi told me something good!

OK, the Goths, too, looked a little unusual, but what with fashion now? Huge swollen lips, pencil lines instead of eyebrows, paralyzed by Botox emaciated bodies...
Now it is not enough to look dead, should feel that before you die, and you still tortured.

Do you remember how much you were in love with as a teenager? What do you think, could you again just as much to love?
- No. First love is acting like a vaccine.

- Quit your griping! I still know nothing about him, but he's the man of my dreams and will have plenty of time to learn about those things about which you ask!
For example - what's his name?

Blueberry pie, orange chocolate, strawberry ice cream, raspberry Fizz, and lemon jelly. Five servings of fruit and vegetables a day. Yummy!

- To sit at home, to be honest, it would be nice. To be sick is exhausting, but to stay in bed for 3 days - it's great! Mountains of food and a TV, and I still get paid.
- I think I started to hurt my throat.
- So you did not go to work, Nemi!
- Have ceased.