Character: Alice Alice
- What were you so upset?
- Life is...
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 20:24
- You were staring at my legs while I slept?
- Your dress left me no choice.
It's a skirt.
It's a belt.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 11:45
Every time I looked him in the face, I was in his hands.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 21:05
- Mr. Fletcher, let me ask one question. 3 years ago the apartment to my friend a burglar broke in. He fell from the window on a cutting Board and cut it. And like you, he sued my friend 5 thousand dollars! Is that fair?
- No. I would have sued him for 10.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 03:19
Lies - the best part is that, without undressing, the girl allows herself. But it's nice to lie without clothes.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 01:29
There's always a moment when you can give in, but you can fight.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 01:04
I'm sure you will have a lovely honeymoon camped out at the airport and will wait for the next flight.
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MegaMozg 01-01-2017 / 00:31
Lie - a favorite pastime of girls, not counting the strip.
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MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:56