Character: Criminal



- I take money from you because you break the law. Do you want hard? So under what article do you want to be arrested? Drugs? Kidnapping? Weapon? Prostitution? Choose. You came to the country, play with the system and think that since we are tolerant, we are weak and defenseless. Your arrogance offended me. And that's why your pay has now doubled. For a year.
№ 436934   Added MegaMozg 13-03-2022 / 06:42
- Yes, he is like a brother to me, I swear!
№ 419000   Added MegaMozg 13-05-2021 / 21:51
- It is better to take the steak. And then the next five to ten years, one soup eat.
- Who are you?
- Your kind of local superhero. You can call me... mister... second. People, I have an important point! What's my name?
I even wondered what do you say?
4 Season 11 Series
№ 350709   Added MegaMozg 22-11-2018 / 00:05
- To the border guard, we must know where the boundary.
- Now I know: there is none. Invented.
1 Season 15 Series
№ 275533   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:45
I speak the truth to those you're lying.
1 Season 14 Series
№ 275531   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:45
Write on a door: "Caution! The evil dog." But dogs are not good or evil. Animals have no morality. They do it out of his master. More correct to write: "Caution! Evil master." You know what I mean?
1 Season 7 Series
№ 275397   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2017 / 21:28
You know, from the bite of a tarantula is not dead any one person. And the people? Look at this situation from the other side: the spider, even the biggest, most poisonous, helpless before the man. Yeah, the spider is poisonous, but you know it. A person you believe in, and it turns out to be much worse. He can use, to betray, to kill.
255 Series
№ 175589   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 18:18
- Good shot.
- I? No, not at all. You just slowly ran.
255 Series
№ 84247   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 22:01