TV series: Team. Page 1



- Zapadlo, was born on Monday.
- On Monday you do not drive, nice day, so my city is called.
Quote Explanation: Hometown Farhad - Dushanbe, translated from Tajik as "Monday".
№ 390663   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2020 / 05:03
So I'm stupid and you're a genius? You're Aristotle, you Nietzsche! Why do I do it? Because I'm a chump.
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Sasha.
Arthur.
- Nice to meet you, really heard a lot about you.
- Yes? And I about you no.
№ 390661   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2020 / 04:57
Hey guys, I made a deal, we'll be shot.
- Yeah, Intourist!..
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- You the keys to the Tsar not seen?
- Do you know who could take them.
- They were under lock and key in the Desk.
Is your son today or tomorrow the Central Bank will be robbed, and he locked...
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- A Cat-then you broke up.
- As the heating pad directly.
- Yeah, and the heating pad gave back...
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- Sasha, well, you know, two years is too much! I am not guilty.
- Who is to blame? The Pope? Who!? Tell me, can I understand!
№ 390657   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2020 / 04:45
San, take off your jacket. Pity, a good jacket...
Quote Explanation: Before the fight with the Fly
№ 390656   Added MegaMozg 08-04-2020 / 04:42
Hey, San, can bench-press?
- It is normal.
- Come on to lie, I was very shaky. The fly in the past year, three of the guys from the center so otbutsali diskach - one in Sklife pumped.
- And the other the roof leaked, he became a moron - drool down to his knees, a cat sings.
- Yeah, Sasha, Fly a fighter serious.
- Thank you, guys, know to support me, thank you!
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- Calls some pasties says Arthur had not paid the second part for the aluminum.
- Come on his dick!
Hello, Hey, friend... sitting Here influential people, they tell you to go fuck yourself.
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- Sash! Sash, come on, huh?
- What?
- I intelligent... Gifted... And such a rogue!
- Funny. Rogue.
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- You're a petty, worthless junkie.
I'm useless?
- For six months in the trash evolved. I'll soon have you out of the turn.
- E! How do you turn it off, huh? Physically?
Morally!
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- If something is wrong - speak in Tajik...
- And if will kill?
Russian scream...
№ 241403   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:17
The government is us... you and me...
№ 241402   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 16:17
One such conversation - heart torn out. I have stars on their shoulders, with me you can't do something.
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