TV series: Sabrina, the teenage witch (Sabrina the Teenage Witch). Page 3

- To be a sentient entity, you need to think logically, but in any case not at the expense of human feelings.
- Do unto others as you want them to do to you.
- A penny saved is a penny earned.
- Don't eat yellow snow! ... What?

Want to scare someone for real? Exit the house without makeup.

No motive is stronger than despair.

- We will take money for it?
- People looking for love and are willing to pay money for it. A lot of money.
Great idea, Josh. All you need is a big white hat and purple Eldorado.
Don't be so cynical, Sabrina, in a harsh and cold world so it's nice to give love. I'll lure them and 60% mine.

- I also just heard about Larry. Why? Why should she have?
- I didn't know you were so close.
- ... Why did he leave a will?!

Don't you want the satisfaction of knowing that you did everything yourself?
- No, I want only to eat, sleep and be given pleasure.

- I think I have a gift to make people happy.
I want to die!

- Why the Japanese worked in a Chinese restaurant?
- Why is the cat talking?

- Why the Japanese worked in a Chinese restaurant?
- Why is the cat talking?

- I feel uncomfortable when going to a lot of people.
- That means a lot to you?
- Anyone but me.

This scar I got when fighting with a monkey at the fair.
That's cool, but I have a cooler look, I have a scar on my ass!
But I don't see any scar...
- Because it is not there, but you looked at my ass!

Any idiot can do it, so you'll do.

- You know, what you called the Council?
- You got bored?

A woman can discover cold fusion and look attractive.