TV series: My name is Earl (My name is Earl)

Sad to die, never surrendering for nothing.

All night they were arguing with each other over their secrets. And each believed that the other shameful secret of his own. But they kept these secrets for fear of losing each other. And then the morning came, woke up the children who came for gifts, and everything calmed down.

Being dead is definitely worse than being alive. The dead don't get such pleasure as a living. Here we are with you so much fun get because it is alive. We're not dead, we are alive. If we were dead, we'd never had that pleasure, which we receive because it is alive. The dead never get, only the living are able to have fun because they are alive. To have fun, a person must be alive. Although, when the person is alive, and with him all sorts of trouble happen. For example, you could smash, you can get a headache or, say, dislocate a leg, or shake. So alive is not easy, but, in my opinion, it's better than dead. Definitely.

If five minutes a day I will help the Earth, my soul will be cleaner, but hands can always be washed.

And whoever said that laughter is the best medicine, never had gonorrhea.

How cool is this: the day is great for me favorite pants and soon I'll return your love.

Earl, went to the fair, there will be the tallest dwarf in the world!
- Randy is a fraud, a charlatan.
- Well, why not? He's around your size.

The groom wanted to say that he loves the bride, but decided not to spoil the holiday.

Men do not like when they sleep with their mothers. My brother killed my father!

- Who is this... karma?
- I don't know... some kind of invention Carson Daly.

Everything in life is balanced: if you do good, it will come back to you. If you do evil, it will haunt you.

I'm so hungry...
- I also.
- A day picked out the nut from the vent, and it turned to be a mole!
- How did she put it?
- Dry...

He's not just drunk, he's drunk as uncle Roger!

To delete items from the list without money - the same as to change channels without a remote. You can, of course... only legs hurt..