TV series: National security agent



- Lesh, I know a girl want to meet you, but don't know how to do it better.
- Better to approach from the front, where the face is. It is advisable to come with flowers.
- And if the flowers are not at hand?
- Then with cakes and accordion.
- How?
- Smile just a little wider...
National security agent Gennady Nikolaev Alexey Nikolaev
5 Season 3 Series
ironic quotesfamiliarity a man and a woman
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- He has had two heart attacks...
- Do not need advertising.
National security agent Nika Professor Zabinski
5 Season 3 Series
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I think so: love, the faint, and to drink that lying was shaking...
National security agent Andrey Krasnov
5 Season 1 Series
ironic quotes
№ 317833   Added MegaMozg 24-02-2018 / 12:06
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- ... Met in the bar with the victim or in the restaurant satiates her unconscious, and in the morning the victim himself discovers a completely different side of town, at the bus stop or just on the ground... And without all!
- Naked, or what?
- Curb your imagination, Krasnov, to the necessary extent!
National security agent Andrey Krasnov Ivan Tarasov
5 Season 1 Series
sarcastic quotesfantasy
№ 317832   Added MegaMozg 24-02-2018 / 12:05
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- Krasnov, have you ever seen Bigfoot?
- No, and, tellingly, do not want.
National security agent Oleg Philippovich Tikhomirov Andrey Krasnov
2 Season 11 Series
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Tigers know no fear!
Tigers go forward
If the alarm if camping,
Homeland will call.
Remember me, dear.
Brutal night
Accept the fight.
You have only one, I
I'll always be with you.
Tigers know no fear!
And, crunching the firmament,
The tigers rise from the ashes
And despise death.
National security agent Michael Yartsev "Souvenir"
4 Season 10 Series
death fear
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Kiss hard. Your Turnip!
National security agent "The nose"
3 Season 2 Series
№ 317399   Added MegaMozg 18-02-2018 / 19:14
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I renounce crow pecking at shit.
National security agent Alexey Nikolaev
3 Season 1 Series
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In any case, whatever it was, should be their ideal. To achieve this ideal of true happiness.
National security agent Leonid Zakharovich Vernon
1 Season 8 Series
life quoteshappiness ideals
№ 316824   Added MegaMozg 11-02-2018 / 22:32
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And you know what I'm going to take it off? And to remove, as you know, not in the movie...
National security agent Oleg Philippovich Tikhomirov
1 Season 7 Series
sarcastic quotesdismissal
№ 316817   Added MegaMozg 11-02-2018 / 22:25
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- So was it with this woman?
- What? Ah... With that... Nothing... Yet.
- Do you believe me?
- Yet believe.
These eyes can't lie.
National security agent Shura Potapova Alexey Nikolaev
1 Season 5 Series
ironic quotestrust
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