TV series: Ivanov-Ivanov. Page 2

If a man goes to the left - it turns out that it goes in a circle... and in the end returns!

- Victor Alekseevich, why are you awake?
- Insomnia! Most importantly, a whole day of normal sleep, and then awake!

- Where are we now the products to store?
Lech pockets Respighi instead of the refrigerator: he is a moron needs the cold to keep!

The woman driving is like a Chinese firecracker. You can never tell whether rush, or stall!

Hurry up! Doctor! Man is bad.
Woman, we have a veterinary clinic...
- Nothing, nothing, he's still the same beast!

- Is everything all right? You just with such interest only on the Board at school looking...
- No, you're not a Board.
- Doubtful, but a compliment!

You th podderjivali something?!

- Anton, Alexei went away from home...
- Yes you that?! So there is a need to celebrate! Champagne or better salute?
- Stop clowning around. He is forever gone...
- Pauline, stop it please. Not so much good news at once - my heartbeat starts. And grandfather?.. still out here?!

You first insure it, and then kill! A black sheep even a tuft of wool!

Of course, I knew you was a deer, but didn't think of this rare!

Nothing so neither teaches patience and reaction, as the Russian car industry.

And I wonder why his garden never kept? - because I always had access to other people's sheds!

In an ideal machine, parts replacements do not require.

You're like a Hydra: one problem you solve, two new ones appear.