SelfPub: Beads and drops



As a result, the Boy accidentally bumped an older woman.
"Sorry," he said.
- You rascal! - shouted the old woman and swung at him with his cane.
The boy was so astonished that couldn't even scared or offended. It seemed to him that all the old people are very kind and always ready to make friends. As the Grandmother from the eighth floor or the Old man in a shabby coat.
- There is such a person, explained Ohase Grandmother, who always feel out of place. Not in your house, or city, or even the body. As a child, they always want to be big and serious, when you grow up - again dream of becoming a children. And in old age are totally lost. Because I never was me. You see, to be an old man or old woman is so cool! You can knit as you want. To walk very slowly. To read books on the couch, to NAP and to read again. And nobody tells you about deadlines, and you don't think how to save for a new car. But all are aware of this only people who managed to visit children and young adults. You know?
The boy understood not all. But from that day he decided not to dream about what will grow tomorrow or the next day. Because, honestly, he and the Boy had a good life.
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The boy understood why angry people become pirates. When you are hurt in this world, it is better to look at it with one eye and see half.
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- Don't go in the mud, Dad said.
I just wanted to walk on the rainbow - explained the Boy.
And to himself he thought, perhaps, people grows when stops to notice a rainbow in the gasoline puddle.
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The spring came. This spring, when it was not clear who's lying: calendar or window. The boy every morning, laid out on the balcony stones, pebbles and picked them up after Breakfast. While the stones were cold as ice.
"Probably, spring - like mom. Long could not decide what to wear and always wears the same".
- You go green in flower, just in case he whispered.
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When someone is upset, he eats candy. They must he plug the holes in yourself. The boy finally understood why sweets are round, square, and triangular. Just nobody knows in advance what form it will be a sad hole.
№ 169272   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:40
- The clock does not always show the same time, once the Pope said.
- How is it? - surprised boy.
- Time in different countries are not the same. Somewhere two hours earlier, somewhere in five hours later. Right now we have three hours of the day, and at the other end of the Earth can be three in the morning.
- And mirrors are doing the same?
- How is it? - surprised dad.
- Suddenly I'm in a different country - suggested the boy. - Somewhere two years younger, is like five years older. Now I'm six, and at the other end of the Earth can be sixteen.
- It does not happen.
- So - disappointedly told the boy, the mirror is much more accurate than a watch.
№ 169271   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:40
Optimist: one who looks into a puddle and sees the moon.
Pessimist: one who looks in a puddle, sees the moon and says, "She drowned".
№ 168392   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:04
When the parents wished the Boy Goodnight and turned off his room light, he did not go immediately, but some time just sitting on the bed. He saw walls, he saw the floor and therefore imagined that sits on the edge of the world.
№ 168391   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 13:04
At some point the Boy realized the mystery of eye color. It all depends on the birth. If someone has blue eyes so he was brought by the stork. And the first thing I saw this man, was the sky. Grey eyes - the work of the same stork, only that day was going to rain. And green eyes - the merit of the cabbage leaf. These people certainly found in the cabbage.
The Boy was sorry for those who have dark eyes. Probably found them in some rabbit hole. Poor man! Well, then they were cold!
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- I'd like to try the cloud.
What makes you think that they like you?
Night always on the top shelf...
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I don't want to learn to read, ' said the Boy.
Why? - surprised Mom.
- Dad's bedtime book is always the same. In the end the knight defeats the dragon and saves the Princess. And when I'm reading that now, it is different. Yesterday, the Princess flew to the dragon in your Kingdom. Today the knight's stomach hurt because he ate the dragon candy. Tomorrow she could be the wolf and gobble up all the rest.
- The school will teach you, whether you like it or not.
- Then promise me that... When I read adult, will you give me a book without pages.
№ 166992   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:58
- Dad, mom, why do you need the alarm?
- Not to sleep and not be late for work.
- And why, when I went to kindergarten, I didn't have an alarm clock?
- That's because you raised us.
- All clear, - said the Boy.
"Parents really miss their parents, so give birth to an alarm clock. They really need someone to tell them what time to get up".
№ 166697   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:42
The boy knew exactly what the heart really is not like he is shown in cartoons. Not the same as it is depicted in the Atlas of anatomy. The heart has the shape of a house because somebody lives in there.
And in this house, probably a lot of room. What else can you do? Mom needs her bedroom with the blue curtains. The Pope - his office. Kitchen let it be for the Cat, there is a refrigerator. Brother with their posters and CD's can live in the attic. A small room of a neighbor girl who called and hit him, he probably closed. But not far away hide the keys.
And there are people in the world that nobody don't love yourself? - asked the Boy.
- Enough, - said the Mother.
"That's because poor! - thought the Boy. - They have a great Studio apartment."
№ 166696   Added MegaMozg 12-01-2017 / 11:42
- Again you have not talked to my brother. Is he offended because he slapped you on the back?
- No. He's just too loudly knocked on the door me, and I didn't answer the door.
Quote Explanation: A conversation between a mother and a little boy
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- Eyes mirror of the soul - once my mother said.
Why? - surprised boy.
Because in the eyes of man can see what's inside.
The boy went outside and began to watch. With someone he was talking to someone just watching. And in the evening said:
- In fact, the mirror of the soul, is the nose.
- What nonsense! - outraged mother.
But it's true. All seen through the holes. Especially when the nose in humans badly!
№ 162286   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 20:00