Singer: Simon Slepakov. Page 1



Onuphrius prayed well,
But he did not realize one thing:
Not helping prayers
If the driver is in the shit.
№ 370844   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:20
Steal health, I basically do not care.
But why I must die?
№ 370843   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:19
But what if one day you still will die.
And, contrary to science, the sky will fall.
And will meet you there the old man in white robe.
Dude is pretty tough, despite the charm.
And he'd say, guys, that's what you lived!
Admit it, you purposely to amaze me decided?
I understand life is given once.
But I created the Earth not just for you!
You behaved very badly, mcnaughty.
If not for you I wrote the commandments in the book!
Thank you, of course, that you have built temples.
But it was not in the main part of the program!
I hope, guys, for your understanding.
I can't let you in decent company...
I'm sorry you will now have to burn in hell,
But you at least understand what I meant...


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Quote Explanation: about the officials
№ 370842   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:18
Okay, nefig snot smeared on the snout.
Anyway, everything will be as it was.
I'm going to rip ass on your salary.
And you to the death to bathe in chocolate.
№ 370841   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:17
All the people living in shit
And shit lives quite...
№ 370840   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:16
And in my country all have,
The governors in it,
There are mayors, Deputy mayors is,
And deputies of the deputies there.
Housing and communal services and the Ministry of interior,
And in the bushes,traffic police,
And the guys from Forbes -
Citizens of another country.
Generals, MPs,
Communists, Democrats...
How is it that they all have
And they all do not Neher?
And comfortable to live in the country
Where people live in shit?
№ 370839   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:15
Divorce!
Goodbye, sluggish sex once a year!
Divorce!
No more sober Saturdays!
You called me, "Pathetic, worthless freak!"
Now enjoy the freedom, soon after the divorce.
№ 370836   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:12
Who's car you bought?
The car I bought you.
Who is a hundred and twenty thousand took credit?
I'm a hundred and twenty thousand took credit.<...>
Who bought you your rights?
I bought you your rights.
Then what I thought guess?
Ass I thought - do not guess.
№ 370834   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:10
Fresh chicken,
Is in the refrigerator,
A delicious chicken.
Is not fried,
Is not brewed,
While in the yard,
Her namesake parks!
№ 370833   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:09
Smoked,
Half a pack smoked,
Yet under the window,
Parked chicken.
№ 370832   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:08
Cheat on their wives all men,
All men cheat, cheating on their wives,
And I'm not, I'm not, I'm not
Not me, I'm not, I'm not
It's me, I'm, I'm not
They all are, and I'm not one like this!
№ 370831   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:07
But not the point, Marina, dies,
And once an exemplary family...
№ 370830   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:06
That way you do not, and this is
I drink a lot, no money,
In sex bitch at work - a weakling.
In General, nerves on edge!
I promise you will wait for me!
№ 370829   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:05
Tell me, good, tell me, honey,
Overall, cute, female, people.
The drilling of such, can be daily
A day twelve hours, eight years?
№ 370828   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:04
It is not necessary for me to come here so the four of us,
I grew up in the nineties, will not take me!
Remember, the cake was stuck a kitchen knife
So it's not there! Here is the knife!
Where rushed? I haven't dismissed you!
Well, sat at the table in the house, after all, a guest!
Now we do a lot of thump!
Baldy, come on! Say, bitch, toast!
№ 370827   Added MegaMozg 27-05-2019 / 12:03