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Once the exhibition do not pretend to be a celebrity, until you are sure that you there nobody knows.
№ 349420   Added MegaMozg 09-11-2018 / 11:03
All that binds us together, is a small similarity. But we are very different. I met her a few times, and I think Perry is a good person, she's nice to me. But I'm not her! <...> come To me and say: "Saw you in that club, well, you killed it up there! And how much whiskey blew!". Well, Yes, of course... But nothing at this time, I sat at home and watched TV?
Quote Explanation: Zooey Deschanel about her resemblance to singer Katy Perry.
№ 348061   Added MegaMozg 27-10-2018 / 23:04
Being a star is worth nothing. This is a flash that quickly disappears.
№ 345569   Added MegaMozg 02-10-2018 / 14:03
A remake of the film "guest from the future":
Alice, and how the future will celebrate the New year?
- All channels will be Kirkorov, Baskov, Pugacheva, Rotaru, Leshchenko...
- Alice, are you sure of 2037 th?
№ 345133   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2018 / 18:04
Before during the life of a man working on the name, and after his death the name works for the person.
№ 344807   Added MegaMozg 27-09-2018 / 02:04
Is Leo? The same?
- There is only one Leo.
- Oh, Taylor Swift?
- The taste of you as white.
Why don't we just go there? Always something to steal?
- YES!!!
№ 343172   Added MegaMozg 14-09-2018 / 08:12
So, pyrrha, have you decided which team to join? Sure you have no end of jelaousy to join forces with a celebrity like you!
- Hmm. I don't know. I would like to leave everything as it is and to trust this decision to fate.
- I just thought that we two could be on the same team.
Sounds good to me!
- And you know who else is not bad? I - Jean Of Arc. Nice to meet you.
- You again?
Nice to meet you, Jean.
Yes, Yes... So, Weiss? I was lucky yesterday to hear how you like me...
- Are you kidding me!..
- What are you?! Don't be shy. Also, I have heard all sorts of rumors about other teams. And we are with you - so do not stop. What do you say?
Actually, the two teams are of four students, so...
- Exactly! Do your worst, friend, and you will have the chance to join my team.
- Slow Down, Jean. Do you have any idea who you're talking to?
I have no idea, my angel.
- Oh... It's Pyrrha. One of the best graduates of the Sanctum.
Never heard of it.
She also won the regional competition in Mistral for four consecutive years. This is already a record!
- What?
- Her photo on the box "Pumpkin Pete's Marshmallow Flakes"!
- Oh! So that was you?! After all, they do so only for famous athletes ' and cartoon characters!
- Yes, it was cool. Though this cereal is not very healthy.
- Now that you got it all still you think you deserve to be with her in a bundle?
- Apparently not. I'm sorry.
- But I think you'd make a good leader, Jean.
- Please, stop!
- He's right - this behavior should not posratsa.
But think that pyrrha has already found a place in my team. How quickly are populated places!.. And you know - though it is not on my part - but I could "pull some strings"... to Find a place for you. What do you say?
- But this is too much! Pyrrha, help me out!
- I'm sorry.
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№ 342888   Added MegaMozg 11-09-2018 / 05:12
The closer to the top, the wider the abyss.
№ 339138   Added MegaMozg 20-08-2018 / 02:14
The talents and vices, their recognition - it detects the investigator with knowledge of the matter.
№ 339056   Added MegaMozg 19-08-2018 / 22:23
A pop star is not the brightest star, and priests.
№ 333991   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 13:57
Famous people and well-known to those that do not descend from screens.
№ 333946   Added Viker 19-07-2018 / 13:52
The fact that you have to step on anyone's feet doesn't mean you have to stand on their shoulders.
Quote Explanation: From the essay "Speech at the stadium" (Speech to the graduates of the University of Michigan), 1988.
№ 326831   Added MegaMozg 25-05-2018 / 00:07
- Why are you putting me on? Guys Lorna of internal Affairs consider that you take bribes.
- They think so?
Yes. I don't believe it. But you're spending too much money.
- You ever hear of ebony Clark?
- Yes, she writes erotic novels.
- Yes, Yes, Yes! This is it!
Are you sleeping with her?
- No. Trish is ebony Clarke.
Trish is ebony Clarke? So you sleep with her?
- Yes, I sleep with her. [smiling broadly]
- What's goin' on, Rog, why you lyin' to me? Where's the money coming from? IA says you're on the take.
- You ever hear of Ebony Clarke?
- Yeah, she writes those cheesy sex novels... why? You boinkin' her?
- No I'm not boinkin' her, Trish is Ebony Clarke.
- You *are* boinkin' her.
- Yeah, Yeah I'm boinkin' her.
№ 323768   Added MegaMozg 22-04-2018 / 21:38
To be famous - this is such bullshit. Thank God, the hat and the glasses, I can still wander incognito anywhere.
№ 318486   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2018 / 12:02
To be an actor is to imagine another person's life, and being a star is when others are around you.
№ 318193   Added MegaMozg 01-03-2018 / 13:32