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- Here the people and God have forgotten.
- It never happened, with extended smile and sleepy eyes Camille did not take off studying look with Ruslan, with a slow manner of motion continued.
- After the flood, the people decided to build the legendary tower of Babylon, with the height up to heaven. Rather to 90 meters. But the construction of the tower was interrupted by God, because he didn't like it. And then he divided the people, created a language for each of them, which they no longer understand each other. And then people built the Burj Khalifa with a height of 800 metres. This is God like. That's our Lord most merciful.

"Wish I was hit by a car, if you don't want to see me anymore", Heavy almost hit by a car.
"Ay! I changed my mind! Thou shalt not covet! Fuck knows what's in your head".

You go, and I'll stay here... Need someone to catch your cold dead body falling from the stairs.
Come on, I promise to throw you a nice funeral.

- How do you open it?
- The great detective has not solved this riddle with one stir of the brains?
Your toilet humor is every day becoming... more sophisticated.
- It was a compliment or an insult?
And then, and then.

This is a special kind of fun when your answer sarcasm with sarcasm, and not build yourself out of injured innocence.

Sarcasm all have brains tight.

No spaces in the title is intended to hide the gaps in education, and Paris Hilton sitting in the Studio and laughing with my dogs.

Russia is as unique as any other country. Its uniqueness, in my opinion, that almost any thing that instigate its citizens on the basis of the good intentions, turns into its opposite. As they say in the used to this people, everything goes through the ass. Or, in the words of well-known good Manager, politician and diplomat: "Thought of as better, it turned out as always".

Sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.

Say Hello to my little friend!

So wonderful to be all,
one for all,
for you - no one.
You drove like a fly, laughing,
preferring to lie on his back.

- Your Eminence, I ask you to urgently provide me the week off for family reasons! ⠀⠀
- What's with the face?
- Uh... fell On my stairs, Monsieur!
-Yes? Fell family circumstances?
No... On the head. ⠀⠀

Thank you for your sarcasm.
Without it, of course, life is much harder.
Do not understand where to go.

- If I get an arrow in the belly, ' said Arcoria, realizing what direction his thoughts - then we both crash down and crash.
- Relax, - said AOT. - I got a spell of slow fall ready. That would be with you no matter what, your beloved master will be fine.