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At the age of eighteen I was drafted into the Soviet army, given a submachine gun and taught to kill people. At eighteen! And at fifty-three I was informed that swearing is not good, thank you. I did not know.

dinner?

- Honor? And what is it?

Gentlemen, I have two news for you. Good - we ended the war, bad - we lost it ...

When good people get angry, sarcasm is born.

Screaming donn't be spoken to in the hope of a tangible conversation.

- For God's sake, Sheldon, do I really need to show a sign with the word "sarcasm" every time I open my mouth?
- Do you have such a sign?

Look, atheists do not believe in God, but they paint eggs on Easter anyway.

Uwe always treated people above eighty-five with intuitive skepticism. Experience suggested: with such growth, the blood simply does not reach the brain.

Can't you smear your face with jam so that life doesn't seem like honey? And don't you spit chewed carrots in your mouth? So that you can see the sky in diamonds? Can't you piss on your chest so that it smells like the sea?

Life is pain, and the universe is full of sorrow and sorrow ...

“… And finishes off the monster,” Blade said. - And then it turns out that this is the president of the local ufological society, burning with happiness, rushes to them in order to be the first to give the long-awaited aliens a bouquet of wildflowers. And to himself he thinks: “Finally! It is finished! First contact! The only pity is that they are so ugly, these aliens. If I were not sure that they are reasonable, I would have crushed them without any hesitation! "

It is too warm in winter and cold in summer.

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