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Bikes really rarely live up to their advertising. Only once the advertising cycle, if my memory serves me, was doing something - perhaps because he was chased by a bull. In situations of the same the ordinary artist's task is to convince reluctant beginner that Cycling is reduced to sitting on the saddle great and fast moving in the desired direction under the influence of invisible heavenly powers.

When you go on a road bike always somehow goes uphill, he said. - The wind blowing in your face.

- A girl gave you a ride it?
- No, she gave me the box from under him, she was drawn to the bike. I sat on it, and my stepfather dragged me in a box in the back yard.
- What injustice!
- Why, I too had to carry it!

If you down the corridor
Race bike
And to meet you from the bathroom
Dad went out to walk,
Not displace in the kitchen
In the kitchen solid refrigerator.
Brake better dad.
Dad soft. He will forgive.

One day dad gave mom a big blue bike. She always dreamed of having your own bike. But ride it she could not. Could not cope with the balance.
I smiled.
- Why, then, the father gave it to her?
- She realized that fortunately you need to prepare in advance. So, he said then.

I ride a Bicycle. For me, it's mobile meditation.

- Yes, I remember my first bike, I was six years old, my dad took me to the Park, I had the village and it broke...