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- But why didn't you tell me?
- How could I tell you? You don't call for months! Besides, we didn't want to upset you while you're away!
- Oh, Yes! Better to stun me when I close!

- Surprise-and-out!
- Now, if you I go without pants, piggy, it would be a surprise!

In our region there are no surprises. Sometimes I have the impression that we live in the midst of absolute stagnation.

- I don't like surprises!
Really? And I love it! For me it's all a surprise! You surprise, this place was a surprise. You see, paper cut, it hurts like God knows what. The other would be upset, but for me another wonderful surprise. I even to myself sometimes are a surprise, so it's not surprising that I for you too surprise, right?
- I like you! You crazy.

Sometimes life throws that want to come and pick up.

Know thyself, but leave yourself room for surprises.

Stupidity is one of those. The joy of them is not added, and the embarrassment can go a fair amount.

The world does not fit into the framework of logic. We think we know life, but life all the time gives us surprises.

Surprises are of two kinds: from some people smile appear and disappear!

... we are all full of hidden surprises. It is a pity that the main part of them is unlikely to bring joy to others.

I have prepared a surprise for you!
- I hope it's sex! Or pony!

- Who do You think was one of the biggest surprises over the last 10 years (political/musical/social)?
- The Jonas Brothers. Who could imagine that millions of people can have such terrible taste. This feels silly.

For the future: the only surprises that I accept are cash and gifts.

I like to make surprises. To say: "Dear, I'll be late and will arrive at best three hours of the night," and arrive at five in the evening! The question is, who will you come home to find, but the one I want...