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- A prize trip to Egypt. What's going on in Egypt?
- Excellent, lots of antiquities, mummies, tombs... Even the Scab liked it.
- Again showing off the photo in the newspaper?
- I never showed!
- Not a soul, not counting Tom. Both day and night. And to the chef. And the guy in the toilet. And the magician from the store.
№ 348803   Added MegaMozg 04-11-2018 / 22:25
I give three thousand dollars in four States. Seventy-five offenses and no convictions. My name is Fino. But everyone calls me Baby. I'm so fast. I can Wake up with the first ray of sunshine to Rob two banks, a train and a stagecoach. With one hundred meters to shoot the pow feathers from a duck's ass and return to your bed before you Wake up. Well?
Congratulations. Excellent...
- Conrad, the bartender says you drink lemonade, I guess, want to die young?
- Now you want.
№ 348764   Added MegaMozg 04-11-2018 / 21:02
Hello! Wawa? You could fall down.
№ 346397   Added MegaMozg 09-10-2018 / 15:05
The more kitcat man and what he was boasting, the less knowledge in this.
№ 345282   Added MegaMozg 30-09-2018 / 11:02
Here flew the eagle from the high rocks. He, according to the custom of the eagle,
Fresh prey was searched, revealing two Royal wing.
He boasted wings straightness, their immense width:
"The whole world under the wings of the hold. Who will contend with me?
So, who's flying so high? Let him get up here!
Who? Hawk or dove, or vulture? Never!
Climbing up, I see hair on the bottom of the sea: so look sharp.
A shiver of wings flies over the Bush distinguishes my watchful eyes."
Boasted of doom without fear - and what came of it?
The shooter, ambush, hiding, archery was aiming at him.
Passed under the wings of the arrow... So it was destined to rock, -
And instantly dropped the eagle high in the clouds on the bottom.
Falling, the eagle leapt like a fish on dry sand.
It is the fate of the fish tested, and he looked round in anguish,
And surprise: what a piece of iron with a stick is simple -
However threw him to unattainable heights.
And I realized why the arrow caught up, humiliated eagle:
With his own feathered pen she was.
№ 344338   Added MegaMozg 22-09-2018 / 12:13
- Believe me not easy. I always knew what I believe. Gravity pulls things down, and the water they get wet. Until recently I thought that the fastest person runs a mile in four minutes, not seconds.
- I can and three.
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№ 341219   Added MegaMozg 30-08-2018 / 03:08
No matter how people boasted of the greatness of their acts, the latter often the consequence of not great ideas, but a simple accident.
№ 339187   Added MegaMozg 20-08-2018 / 11:06
In vain to think that a sharp tone
Is a sign of directness and strength.
Based on there lack of manners.
On the contrary, the ego and bragging rights
Can not do honor to anyone.
№ 336967   Added MegaMozg 08-08-2018 / 01:07
Who is brave himself called
The unlucky soldier of fortune.
Other counting fools
Braggarts swinging tongues
About the exploits of their cry,
Then how brave are silent,
Those who battle wins
Praise the human plagues.
But a soldier of fortune ready to FIB
To hero play.
№ 334738   Added MegaMozg 23-07-2018 / 19:04
Very jealous of the people who talk about themselves easily and even with pleasure. I didn't like, didn't like...
№ 328818   Added MegaMozg 13-06-2018 / 16:04
What you bought Jordans, does not mean that you are a cool player
What you got in the list of "Forbes" doesn't mean you're rich.
Hey, you are not a baller 'cause your closet''s full of Jordan's,
You are not a rich man 'cause you're on the Forbes list.
№ 327539   Added MegaMozg 31-05-2018 / 13:38
Parents do not boast, boast of the virtues.
№ 326352   Added MegaMozg 20-05-2018 / 00:08
Boastful dog was, and the wolves ate.
№ 323120   Added MegaMozg 17-04-2018 / 16:11
- You questioning my professionalism?
- To be honest, Yes.
- Yes, I can!
- Please all.
№ 320499   Added MegaMozg 27-03-2018 / 19:50
In Soviet times, in some circles, so put their wealth on display: it was fashionable in some people to insert gold teeth, preferably the front, to show the level of their welfare. Here is the Lamborghini and other expensive fintiklyushki - this is the gold teeth.
Quote Explanation: "Straight line with Vladimir Putin," 2009. In response to the question about the accident in Geneva with the Russians on a luxury sports car Lamborghini.
№ 319851   Added MegaMozg 17-03-2018 / 02:05