Author of quotes: Ivan Abramov
We have really smart students do still in College through the television program "University challenge". Very cool gear! And there is a myth around this transfer that supposedly come only some nerds and virgins, this is absolute nonsense! for example, I was studying with a guy, finalist of the "geniuses and Clever". Totally cool dude, the soul of any company and the ancient Greeks! And he told us that the most difficult thing on this show not even the questions themselves, and the process of filming. Think about it: in a small room sit three hours and fifty young people for whom the philosophy of Descartes is more important than deodorant and worried. There is a situation that Vyazemskiy asked: "Maybe in the hall someone has the answer?" Twenty-raise your hand, thirty-fall on the floor.
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MegaMozg 18-09-2019 / 16:39
MGIMO is not the best University in the country, it is true, but it is the only UNIVERSITY in the world, which is included in the Guinness Book of records for the number of studied official state languages. Of 53 pieces. This is a very cool record! And how would the student who in the first year went to a Mongolian: "Put your record yourself in Ulaanbaatar, please, guys!"
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MegaMozg 18-09-2019 / 16:30
I hate those women who swear, especially for no reason. And I don't make a right type... As for me, a woman can be rude, to smoke, to change Maxim Vitorgan, spit! For me, even if the woman in front of me says the word "bitch" inside me like waking up some kind of poet, who said, "Lord, not a bitch, a doggy companion, I ask you! Muse Panin, but not a bitch, I asked you!" And they say that "bitch" is a literary word, often said but I have never seen in the library would say, "you Have a collection of Yesenin?" "Bitch... where something was."
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MegaMozg 18-09-2019 / 16:24
It is not necessary to respond to aggression with aggression. Dilute it with kindness.
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:20
God forbid, you have someone prune and milliseconds do not press the emergency lights, they say, sorry, all you want to see. And not to catch up "get it together, yeah" and go on. At least give burning glance, which in the body the cancer cells forms. You think: "my God, Shamil Basayev is alive, look!" And this girl goes, you know, girl.
Quote Explanation: About motorists
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:19
Indeed, where now is not enough kindness is our Russian roads. However, we were not kind, gentle in life, going on a Russian road, you're the scum, you are the citadel of aggression.
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:11
The Arabs are the people who can't assimilate. Hence, there are separate Arab neighborhoods in Paris, not the most pleasant place for tourists. Unlikely on the Discovery channel you'll see an ad: "Perhaps the most romantic place in Paris is the Arab quarters. Because here you truly begin to appreciate its second half, namely your feet."
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:10
The whole world loves good people, but the world will agree law is not good people, not soft. Be remembered in the history of such rulers as Ivan the terrible, Bloody Mary of Tudor. Yes, he was a Vladimir the Red Sun, but not because he gave all the rays of goodness, said: "do Not want to accept Christianity? No? Well, do not. Well, you still think, as we sharpen a stake".
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:09
I did not correlate with the beer, it would be a very stupid ad. I'll look into the frame and "You ask that invigorates as well as improvisation in C major? Non-alcoholic beer. Non-alcoholic beer - see, I even shame you in the eyes". Need, agree to advertise what you associiruetsya.
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:08
- Hello, hi, I'm the victim in the accident.
- How many participants of the accident?
- Less than three.
- There are traffic lights?
Yes.
- What?
- Visible.
- Tell me, are you baptized?
- No.
- Young man!... Here you are interesting, Ivan, for whom we are downstairs in old wrote: "Yes punish the punishment of the peasant to a person", huh?
Quote Explanation: About insurance payments
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:05
Trait of the Russian people - compassionate after curses.
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:03
Recently he [Snoop Dogg] went out the clip, can see where he's at the end of the clip shoots the President of the United States Donald trump. Imagine, here it is conceded that the rapper shoots... we Have hardly ever missed a clip of, say, Timothy at the end of the clip shoots... Donald trump. Why? What is there to look for a second meaning, it is not necessary.
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 14:02
Recently, she [daughter] said the first curse. My wife once: "From whom could she hear?" And I said, "I don't know... Maybe read somewhere... Maybe cubes with letters well, so that's easy... don't know... Maybe genetically from my grandfather on your line has passed... don't know..." I think at this point I have a devil on left shoulder: "My precious..."
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MegaMozg 08-04-2019 / 08:03
Of course, where children learn about the Mat. Me guys will understand when you go on the Russian roads in a car, you sometimes forget that you sitting behind a recording device. And you mother, think about it and like in the movie [turns head back], and there is already in the eyes: "Information loaded".
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MegaMozg 07-04-2019 / 19:08
You need to give Elena V. Malysheva tribute. "Live healthy" - now this is probably one of the few programs on the "First channel", which is not soaked over-patriotism. Thank the gods, still Malyshev says: "And here is the male sexual organ, which we all turning us sanctions".
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MegaMozg 11-02-2019 / 16:11
