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You can't fake three things: erections, competence and creativity.
№ 160676   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:39
- Dad, I repeat: enough to sell fakes - this is pure criminality!
- Did I Rob the poor?! My clients are millionaires! Masterpieces they want, they get!
№ 157825   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 16:21
- Wait, Nicole! My primer. Not even mine, but the van Gogh or any of his fellows. I personally scraped it with the old canvases of the 19th century. Like this, see? It takes weeks, but without it there is no flavor of authenticity. Oh, I don't think van Gogh his paintings was worth such hard work.
Yes, it is. And even if he was van Gogh!
- Heh, everything is so expensive, but it is known that in his life he sold only one painting. And your father to perpetuate his tragic genius, have already sold two!
№ 157824   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 16:21
But...How kind it was from van Gogh to subscribe only name! For me it saves time. Ah, lovely!
- Not again? And so soon?
- Oh, no! This masterpiece I'm not going to sell a very very long time! He will hang, to please the eye, but who knows, maybe the day will come and I have over a million rips my treasure.
Oh, the old adventurer!
- Thank you very much.
Quote Explanation: Charles bonnet forges a van Gogh.
№ 157823   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 16:21
The gold going for the gold.
№ 131555   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 09:53
So always in life turns out: looks like the real thing, and actually turns out to be a fake.
№ 130660   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 21:47
Any variation on a known theme is nothing like the fake, which is known to be worse than the original.
№ 124113   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 14:17
When fake works of art the most difficult thing that you can not declare about his authorship.
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№ 109044   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:45
You don't understand one thing: acting is not life, it is art, art is something you create. Real grief is ugly; the task of the actor to represent him is not only true but also beautiful. If I had really died, how to die in the half dozen plays, I think I would take care that there is enough graceful to my body and hear my incoherent words in the last row of the gallery? Since it's a fake, no more than a Beethoven Sonata, and I am a charlatan, as a pianist who plays it.
№ 108873   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:33
Forgery is true for you. As margarine is butter to people who have not tried this oil.
№ 108872   Added MegaMozg 06-01-2017 / 17:33
My watch is two thousand dollars a fake. Like myself.
№ 56371   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:09
Disgusting fake flowers can only be fake guns.
№ 51791   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:19
- It's all dependent on the talent. I have a friend, also a scientist. He has three years of education, and he was half an hour ten so draw from this is not different.
№ 48590   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 23:02
Imitation is the sincerest form of plagiarism.
3 Season 24 Series
№ 48232   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 22:49
You got the diamond. Do not RUB it too hard, and that it would not have detected the forgery.
№ 43721   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:50