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Walkers eat cats so as not to break his bones.
№ 366686   Added MegaMozg 15-04-2019 / 14:02
The clowns in the circus are significantly different from the clowns in my life - in them the seriousness and responsibility more.
№ 362065   Added MegaMozg 23-02-2019 / 01:09
You anything I'm not allowed! Neither to ride nor to work ukrotiteli city, when grow up...
- Lions are more dangerous than a Bicycle.
- I already thought this through, mom. If a lion suddenly angry, I push forward clown and run away.
- ... You can't outrun the lion.
I don't need to outrun the lion. Need to get ahead of the clown.
3 Season 8 Series
№ 359968   Added MegaMozg 07-02-2019 / 21:03
Good pair: the tamer and the vet. She acts with lions in the arena, and I then fly from overwork.
№ 329110   Added MegaMozg 16-06-2018 / 21:16
For example, did you know that using certain Chinese practices "Tiu BU Shang" you can easily drag my testicles right in the stomach?
- At the moment I do.
Quote Explanation: Mulder talks with a circus, working on tricks puncture himself with various sharp objects when removing it out of toe nail.
2 Season 20 Series
№ 324913   Added MegaMozg 02-05-2018 / 03:02
Scram, magic box, in your long, hard journey,
Friends are real and you don't forget.
Let acrobats unimportant things,
You will not be rich, but it'll be fun,
But it'll be fun!
Quote Explanation: Fantasy on the fairy tale by Yuri Olesha "Three fat men". The songs based on poems by David Samoilov performed by Mikhail Boyarsky.
№ 323395   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2018 / 20:05
Live in the magic box, to grow in him every day,
In this present time and future in it.
Painted walls will one day fall,
You will see from the stage a variety of people.
Roads inclement roll carriage,
With artists, gymnasts you grow up, Suok.
The thin wire will pass once you
Over fair loud, above the noise of the crowd.
Quote Explanation: Fantasy on the fairy tale by Yuri Olesha "Three fat men". The songs based on poems by David Samoilov performed by Mikhail Boyarsky.
№ 323394   Added MegaMozg 19-04-2018 / 20:04
We were ashamed of our mother. The rest of our lives. Then you came along and brought us into the light. I know you have also rejected. You may be a liar. Maybe it was all for the money. But you gave us a real family.
№ 314687   Added MegaMozg 19-01-2018 / 21:16
You know, morons breed like flies. P. T Barnum understood this and invented the circus.
A douchebag''s burn every minute! That was P. T. Barnum''s premise when he invented the circus.
№ 312700   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2017 / 04:04
The court found Saakashvili guilty of illegal border crossing. <...> a Court appointed Saakashvili a fine of 3,400 hryvnia ($130).
Animals! Very severe punishment! Where have you seen that clown had to pay for a ticket to get into your own circus!?
111 Series Release Date: 26.09.2017
№ 302249   Added MegaMozg 27-09-2017 / 18:12
- I insist, throw a circus.
- You will be shocked that my real name, it is yours, emblazoned on posters? It confuses you?
- Yes, every time I die, suddenly you fall... fall and break? Still I am your wife...
№ 287024   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:28
Noble, wealthy I was, in the world brilliant lived
Secular mask I wore.
I was bold and brave, I threw what I had
The mask of a clown I put on.
The mask I have now removed, just him was
Happiness forever lost.
The experience I will have for the future - the mask forever barred
That's my destiny and hard rock.
If I have no mask, I'm never happy
Childhood love stories, the masquerade.
That they are a fact of life, passion and dreams
All clear rough mask character.
Only in our circus place to me and honor
In a mask and without a mask - I'm all roads here.
№ 287020   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:28
What am I, a clown, a buffoon who can't even cross the threshold of a decent home. But when the evening after the speech, I was alone, and I discard this mask - I'm getting the same as you and everyone in the circus. The price that I receive for what they risk their lives every day, gives me the opportunity. And then, I'm under other people's names appear in different salons and the proud ladies of society stretch my hand for a kiss. It amuses me. But most of all - I glory. That's why no one should ever see and know the face of Mr. X.
№ 287013   Added MegaMozg 15-05-2017 / 08:27
And where the owner of this circus?
№ 280839   Added MegaMozg 25-03-2017 / 15:07
You can join the circus, but only if the circus needs you.
1 Season 1 Series
№ 277241   Added MegaMozg 02-03-2017 / 17:14