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- I need a good lie to explain why I wasn't at work today.
- Honey, you stink at lying.
- Know how.
- Really? Yesterday I went to the toilet, when I came back, it was not. Who took it?
- Someone opened the door to the cafe, and then ran a raccoon and rushed directly to your roll, I said, "don't eat her, she's Philbin!" And he says... he says... says... "Joe, you're a horrible liar..." What do I do?!

Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else.
Be honest with yourself and lie to everyone else.

If deeply in love, you can forgive the lie. When you love very much, and there is nothing to forgive is not necessary.

There's a reason why everybody lies. It works. This is the basis of society. The ability to lie distinguishes man from animal.

You see, I'm all empty. My opinion will not give you the answer. I was taught to lie to the eyes and the conscience is lost somewhere..

The great lie of personal immortality destroys all reason, all natural instinct; everything is a beneficent instincts, which contributes to life vouches for the future now arouses mistrust.

- Oh, my God, you at least lie quickly!
- I'm trying.

Men must lie to women about the future. And maybe sometimes about the past. But never about the present. Just as a lie is correct. Such a lie means he cares about you. In this moment he wants and that was it. After all, no man knows about the future, the truth, and no woman wants to know her.

The one who is lying smoothly, has a great future.

The brain is so busy inventing lies, the body loses its synchronicity.
(Coordination is difficult, when making it up.)

Only very large and obvious lie believe unconditionally.

If a person is accused of lying, and then it turns out that he was telling the truth, he has a cover, allowing long to lie without fear.

When you know too much, it's hard not to lie.

If you can't dazzle them with dexterity - hit em up bullshit!