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The most common phrase in telephone conversations - "I'll call you back". Start, it done, with her help, apparently, say.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 15:20
Kept away from the classroom and called all day, day after day, until I realized that this phone doesn't have a heart.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 15:06
- You need my phone?
- Yes, I want to know these numbers.
- And what are the numbers You need, George? I'm from the figures already on the wall. For example, 10.
- 10?
- Yes, so many months my daughter.
- You have a daughter?...
- Yeah, sexy right? And then there is number 6, so many years of my second daughter, 8 is the age of my son, and 2 is the number of my marriages and divorces. 16 - the number of dollars in my account 8503943 my phone, and, based on the previous numbers, 0 - that's how many times You call me.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 14:55
We are all lonely creatures of flesh and blood - and only by all sorts of underground cables, telephone cables and God knows what sometimes lock each other. Terribly imperfect system. The line is overloaded. The numbers are not remembered. Then some jackass with the wrong number.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 14:44
Disconnected phone gives confidence. You can imagine that someone still tried to call, but couldn't. Because my phone was off.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:48
My room has a phone but no friends with whom I could pootkrovennichat.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:36
If all Russians will throw a ruble
And put this amount on my phone,
I still won't call back.
For you I am deaf, and it is not available
When the balance is zero.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:24
Think, why the heck are you calling me? Call better parents.
Quote Explanation: the text of the answering machine
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:16
The more complex the situation, the less battery power your cell phone.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 11:40
- What's your phone?
Mobile.
- And what number?
- Federal.
- Well, the figures have?
- Arab.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 11:17
78 missed tonight... You really think I won't hear the call?
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 10:28
And don't call back! I gluhonemye!!!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 10:24
I don't want her to fall in love with me as in voice, but left me as a real person.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 10:23
...incidentally, the last time your phone was turned off, and five minutes I was sitting there listening to you go on the snow. Stupid, stupid, stupid-stupid. I almost cried.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:55
Home phone needed at least in order to find mobile.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 09:50