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- Here, take paper and write down what documents you rely on. Proof of salary - again, on the housing conditions of a consent of the wife. <...> help from a mental hospital.
- What!?
- But what were you thinking? Maybe you are an alcoholic? Or do you have any history of seizures there?
- Well, no, now they will!

In the hospital the papers that you filed, are not just paperwork: it is fragments of stories, full of risks and triumphs.

- Who is this?
- Brand new. She moves well, Yes?
- She's good, sorry, minors...
- An adult, I saw her ID.
- Listen, you idiot, even my dog could get an ID. My goat.

Before something to sign, read it and rip it.

- You know, would like to see your reports were more detailed - detailed. Give more complete information: for example, the results of the exercise, okay?
- Not exactly, sir. I propose to collect on it the compromising, if it does not meet your expectations?
- Of course not. We just want to have as many documents as possible, if it takes a judicial turn. Do not look for anything machiavellism.

When writing a report all follow the path of least resistance. After all, writing takes a lot of time, and the day has only twenty-four hours. Never trust official documents - is replies.

The main rule of business: read everything including the fine print.

- This plane - private property. Who gave You the right to do the search in here? You will answer for this, mister! Well, show me the papers!
- I'm a pirate, open your eyes, what more papers, huh?!

Oh, those help! The curse of our age. Not born without them, not to die.

- Why a "statement" with a small letter?
- It's big!
- It looks like a little! Go rewrite!
- Are you kidding me? This is the third statement!
- Want to be a chef - learn to work with documents!

... should not be without the need to store documents - you never know who and when will take in head to put them in motion.

Great love stories must end in tragedy with tears, not papers from the law firm "gold and Vogel".

Those who spits on the documents - wax in the hands of those who on them spits.

You can't just bring weapons of mass destruction into our atmosphere, you kind of have to clear customs first! A little formality called "documents" distinguishes us from animals.