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I'm not fat. I am gifted with the fullness.
18 Season 13 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 21:11
That woman's got more chins than the Chinese pages in the phone book.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 17:37
- Rachel, it is impossible to be fat on x-ray.
3 Season 21 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 17:30
- I always thought that fat people are Jolly.
- I'm not fat. This is because of the fur I seem so big. I'm fluffy.
- Okay. He's fat.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:49
They are much slimmer than I am.
- Yes, You in your mind? You are all 110-115 pounds.
- You mean one of my thighs, obviously.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 13:48
I would trade somebody my weight.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 12:20
I have not gained weight, it's your eyes greasy.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 10:07
- Why are you such a bitch?
- I'm fat.
1 Season 1 Series
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 09:10
So we see how much we overeat, our stomach is on the same side as the eye.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:42
Above the gray plain of the sea
Proudly flies a fat penguin.
He can't remember
As he could from the ground up.
He rides the second day
Above the plain of the ocean,
Because he doesn't know
How to put yourself in the plane.
Fifteen times he tried,
But glided over the ground belly;
Cursing, flew back.
Past the seagulls flew
And shouted something loudly,
But not stupid penguin
None of these cries...
He flew, moaned and cried,
Tears flowed like a river into the sea.
But then the breath of the village,
And crashed a fat penguin.
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MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 00:02
In France no one calls me "fat jerk." Here I am a foodie!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 21:29
- Got a lot of weight!
Is not extra, as a spare.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:25
I'm trying to lose weight, but every time he finds me.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:54
I can't go to cyan.... I'm too fat!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 19:31
- This dress made me look fat.
- You look fat in what you eat eight times a day.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 18:38