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- It's immoral!
- How can there be morality, because we are minors!
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Age to women is not the most important thing: you can be ravishing at 20, charming at 40 and irresistible to stay until the end of his days.
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A real man is a man who certainly remembers the birthday of a women and never knows how old she is. The man who never remembers birthday of the woman, but knows exactly how old she is, is her husband.
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Die always too early, even if the person ninety.
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- What horror! I celebrate my thirty-fifth birthday!
- Kindly shut up? I do a hundred and forty years.
4 Season 1 Series
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After puberty comes the transition into high society; after the "Mickey mouse Club" - the society club pokemon.
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Worse than being lonely thirty can only be alone in twenty.
(Worse than being single at thirty, can only be to be unmarried at twenty.)
2 Season 17 Series
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It's a shame that over the years, we get stupid and forget their brilliant ideas.
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Kindness and intelligence - properties of old age. In twenty years the woman's much more interesting to be heartless and careless.
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The age of a person is divided into three stages: childhood, youth and ... "You look great!". There is more truth in the fourth stage is quite sad - "You're doing great!".
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Unfortunately, a woman of indeterminate age you can be to a certain age.
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I know that the man at the age of 17 - an idiot in an 18 - blockhead, 20 to progress to the jerk at 25, he was a dupe, a 30 - betwixt, and only to the glorious 40 years of age, becomes an ordinary fool.
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- What do you want me to do for you?
- I want you was old. Ten years older. Twenty years older!
She told him: I want you to be weak. That you were as weak as I am.
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In childhood time passes, and then - BAM! suddenly you're fifty and rusty box is the only memory.
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Sixteen soul can not be afraid.
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