obituary [Theme]



There is no such thing as "bad advertising" except for your own obituary.
№ 421452   Added MegaMozg 25-06-2021 / 01:00
Usually their obituaries compose those think to live and not to grieve.
№ 237812   Added MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 12:28
Obituary: a sample of curriculum vitae attached to the application for admission to Paradise.
№ 232589   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 18:52
The result of all life - obituary
Last cry, last breath.
Appear life the last time
And - all! - will fit into ten phrases.
№ 214962   Added MegaMozg 15-01-2017 / 17:00
I never wanted to see anyone's death, but there were a few obituaries I have read with pleasure.
№ 199409   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 21:02
- I read your obituary of me.
- And?
- Appalling.
- Yeah, I knew you'd hate it.
- I read your obituary of me.
- And how?
- Awful.
Knowing what you do not like.
№ 161266   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 19:06
Okay. How old are you, Mr Lipwig?
- Twenty-six. Is it important?
We love to give readers the most complete information. Ms. Reznik gave him that sweet smile - and besides, this will come in handy if we need to write your obituary.
№ 131355   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 09:43
Try to get some
To be worthy of the obituary.
№ 123711   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 13:59
Incidentally, the obituary seemed a little strange. Usually, the obituary describes the path a man to death, not after.
№ 43575   Added MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 19:44
Nothing brightens up a bad performance as a good obituary.
№ 7208   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 23:25
Obituary is the most concise and the most flattering performance evaluation.
№ 3045   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 20:09
Obituary would be the best business card.
№ 2809   Added MegaMozg 31-12-2016 / 19:59