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If you really do, Evgenie Pavlovitch, said now that even the defender on the court declared that there is nothing more natural, like poverty six people to kill, so really the last days came, I haven't heard of.

This is reminiscent of the recent well-known counsel, who, putting as an excuse the poverty of his client, who killed six people at once to Rob them, suddenly concluded in this way: "of Course, said that my client the poverty thought to have committed the murder of six people, and who in his place would not come up with that?

And who undertook to defend: not the old woman, who begged him, and asked that scoundrel a moneylender was robbed of five hundred roubles from her, all of her property was appropriated, and the same lender for the fact that fifty roubles promised to give him.

Lawyers are always confident before the verdict, and of their doubts they say then.

A doctor, a lawyer and theologian well aware of the fact:
how to clean certain pockets, soul, body.

- Have you ever heard stories about a man who filed a lawsuit by a neighbor claiming that the neighbor's dog bit him? - gentle tone asked Mason. In response, the neighbor said that the dog is not angry that she didn't bite the lawsuit and that he had never had a dog.
- Yes, this anecdote is a classic for law school.
In this anecdote, the defense is laughable, because it covers too much territory.

Whores, as advocates and priests kept the secret of his client.

The first rule of the lawyer to convince people.

- Nowhere does it say that girls are allowed to study in the Academy.
- Yes, because they are here just not take! For girls have their own... of the institution.
- Oh, how politically incorrect of you to say such nasty things! You want to talk about it?..
I don't want to talk about it - outraged the rector of the Academy.
- You nedokuchaev, - I said reproachfully. - You want to talk about it with my lawyer?
The man choked and looked at me with a strange mixture of outrage and hopelessness.

- Oh, finally, here's my visitor! What did you bring for lunch, Dot?
- I thought you were calling your lawyer.
- My lawyer doesn't know how to cook.

In a law case to be a lawyer not to win any business at any price. But to be able to lose.

- Let's pictures a little while with me if a week later... Tomorrow won't change your mind, I'll send a list of the best divorce lawyers. Meet them as soon as possible, don't mention my name, I somehow enrage.
I can't afford lawyers with a bet of seven hundred dollars an hour.
- I know. But when you tell them the details, there is a conflict of interests, the husband too will not be able to hire them. And the rest will be on an equal footing, Hawaii are not allowed to work not local lawyers.

I majored in "noble deeds" , to protect widows and orphans, as they say. I don't know why to protect them to be noble - after all, there is a very malicious widows and ferocious orphans.

The secret can be trusted to only two types of people: a lawyer and a priest. And the priest does not take a fee for it.
There are only two people you can trust with a secret. That's a lawyer and a priest, and a priest doesn't charge you anything.