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Wow! Would not believe my Day today Angela!
Well, by and large, is nothing more than a birthday, your name...
- No, this angel's Day! And if I still haven't met him, it is solely my fault. After all, it can be seen only on this day, and, if specially prepared.
And what do you need? To jump with a parachute or to shave my head?
- Well, of course, have a terrific dinner! To invite guests and celebrate as it should.
I see... Then the Day invisible white rabbits and the Day speaking of road signs already tired...
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 17:53
So why is this holiday season not to bone someone who really needs it?
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 16:59
Girls on the phrase "be silent, woman, your day is 8 of March," boldly answer: "Your day in the calendar do not."
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 16:27
Measure, we know, but does it drink?
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 16:15
Anticipation of a holiday is nicer than the holiday itself...
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 15:48
- The night before Christmas! I already hid all the eggs!
But we hide eggs on Easter...
Oh, yeah, Christmas is when we carve pumpkins!
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:35
- Each flower.
- What? Cool: Maschke - chamomile, Xenica Sireniki, Vike - cloves.
- And Joan?
- And Toad-the Spitfire - the cactus-the spines!
- Denis, well, not so...
And Joan the feisty little cacti thorns!
- Well done.
Quote Explanation: March 8
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 13:06
Christmas is a holiday for those who are surrounded by loving people.
- And you?
- And I'm not. When I was young and successful, I was greedy and foolish. And now I'm a lonely, wrinkly and useless.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:59
Secular people are generally loners, lost in a sea of vaguely familiar faces. They provodnitsa shaking hands. Each new kiss the trophy. They entertain the illusion of self-importance, shaking hands with celebrities, though they in my life ain't done shit. They try to be only there where is noisy - can't speak. Holidays and given to man to hide what he had in mind.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:36
- Why people hate to spend Christmas alone?
Because it means nobody likes them.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 12:17
The best parties, believe me, my bunnies, forgotten the next morning, he said. - The best holidays, they are here and now. And in the morning from them no trace remains. Come the morning, when you again enter the subway and get the full program.
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MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 08:23
Man, gifted with imagination, upon approaching holiday always promises miracles.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 22:10
I always thought that birthday is a holiday, but age has nothing to do with him... Turned out to be the birthday of irrelevant holiday.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 20:58
- How do you pronounce the word "holiday"?
- G-A-B-N-O.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:55
When you come out into the light, the best part is the cooking. Joyful anticipation, childish and ridiculous.
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MegaMozg 02-01-2017 / 18:48
