TV show: Dylan Moran: Yeah, Yeah (Dylan Moran: Yeah, Yeah)
... I received a very sad letter. Quite touching, really. From the same guy. People sometimes ask me for advice. I am very generous, they can confirm. He wrote: "My father says that women's canoe full of soup. First of all I doubt very much about them. But then everyone wants one. My mom claims that women are as cryptographic machines made of hair. It seems to mean that they are complicated, but they always know what you're thinking. Who is right? PS Where can you find women? Billy, 47 years." Isn't that sad? Billy, if you're here, don't know, I don't want to be the one to tell you this but, I think, close to caught up with you bullshit. The truth is that women as garbanzo beans under the bonnet of a psychopath. They can be well-groomed, stunning and amazing. But you ask too many questions and kill you.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:35
I had a period when I was firmly hooked on kinoboeviki. More precisely, modern thrillers. Are really stupid. And the dumber the better. You know, not those old-fashioned James bond, where he was in the car and in a sharp suit, and with it a woman in a dress where he keep clicking that pen, and people fall over dead... and all that. Not like that. It's modern, where you do not understand what is happening. As to the hero. And I understood why hooked on these movies. Because when the dude runs around and around all trying to do him in, and he does not understand what the terms are - it is the perfect metaphor for middle age. Such feelings arise when loitering in their kitchen, holding a bunch of keys, which just looking for.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:35
I'm not a feminist, because I'm a man, I don't meet the requirements. You know, I can't be a feminist. Like the majority of women. If women were serious about feminism they would have received all feminists achieve. Equal salary? You'd get it tomorrow. If women stop complaining to each other at least five minutes. That generally is not possible. Nor four, nor three, nor two, nor one.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:35
... I remember conversations, I remember when they happened. Suggestions. Humans to interpret. People were saying something like: "I was very nervous to meet him, but when he came, he reassured me quickly, and we had a nice night". About ten years ago. Not a hundred! In the end, people just refuse words. Just going to show the languages in which are pictures like the ones that are now in mobile.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:35
Days is silly at all intervals. They long so much so that barely have time to begin to regret, as it is time to go to sleep.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:35
I like to think I'm cool, like all men. We all convince ourselves that we are tough. You have to tell yourself this garbage, not to give up completely. I, in fact, James Dean, if he died and discovered the world of carbohydrates and orthopaedic shoes. So I think of myself.
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:35
If you're an adult Mature person in the twenty-first century, how do you relax? The head all the time tense. You think: "what if something happened?.. What if it will happen? What if they happen simultaneously? What if I lose my job? I hate my ***cal work! But what if I lose?"
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MegaMozg 17-01-2017 / 14:35
It's all age. Strange things happen, which nobody warned. For example, the dreams are getting more boring! No one told me. 20 or 25 you can dream anything. What are you a Swan made from honey, burp young cubs who hit each other at the ankles compasses. When you get older, you five hours dreaming you're hanging around the supermarket, muttering: "Where is the yogurt? Yesterday they were here. Where's the yogurt?" What is it?
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MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 09:37
Women are so helpful that they will tell you what to do for the rest of your days.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 16:27
As a child you eat the cake and immediately turn it into extra miles that can run. When you've lived a little, you eat the cake and turn it straight into an additional porter for my coffin.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 16:25
Men Express themselves through cooking food.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 16:25
Your mind is a real hive of worms and the worms in the hive do not live that makes the events even more unnatural.
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MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 16:25
