Piotr Kwiatkowski. APHORISMS ANACHRONISMS ... (№ 412012)

APHORISMS OF ANACHRONISM - 52
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• I have always dreamed of a hat - invisible, in order to save the world from evil and
about the tablecloth - samobranka, in order to save people from hunger!
• I thought that the woman was from God, but it turned out - the devil is a brilliant creation!
• In your every move - I catch moments of pleasure!
• No matter how much evil there is in the world, you can not lose faith in good!
• Pain breaks the soul - the soul breaks the heart.
• The one who easily converges and easily breaks up - a woman of easy virtue!
• Misunderstandings and scandals shorten life!
• Who said that life has become better - just life has become more expensive!
• The Milky Way will show the right way to your heart!
• I don't want to communicate with you anymore - I'm just healthy my shore!
• Never swear love and never swear at all - it's sinful and ridiculous!
• I fear dogs less than people!
• Those who create, I admire,
Whoever manages - I'm annoyed!
• When we stop believing in miracles, old age is approaching.
• Swine is also magical!
• There is a place in the world for everything - but more often for evil!
• Love does not obey the laws of nature - love has its own laws!
• I do not know what to write about, how to live according to conscience - but I do not know what conscience is too!
• Every stupidity has its own explanation!
• I immediately remember my childhood when I raise my eyes to the sky.
• All adversity will go away when the time comes.
• Do not look for your friend in the mirror!
• Nothing changes people like money!