Book: If I was a vampire

Idiot. Open your eyes!
Eh?.. Oh!
I opened my eyes and saw such picture: you sit on the bench and in front of me is carcass, across a wider, but still with wings. And how is it flying then?
- Who are you?
- I am your death!
- A patronymic?

Well. Sit on the bench, chatting with the glitch.
- Ay-ay-ay. You still do not believe in my reality?
Nope.
- Well, how do you say...
- I do not believe. Well, maybe it's for the best. And it is easier, and you die easier.
- What, sorry?
- Your hour has come. It's time for you to be responsible for the desecration of the temple of our great master, standing above the darkness and commanded it. You were chosen, but he chose his fate by refusing the great honor to be elected.
Uh-uh... What?
So... take your time. The syllables and with expression.
What?!
- I would like to ask, what?
- You die now shorter. The voice has already started to freak out.
- Huh? Yes please, I'll sleep, okay? And you there's no me...
You don't understand, I'll fucking kill you...
- Well, and figs with him, will finish to kill - Wake.
- ?..

And where are the other details of the order?
- Details I, as usual, I'll send you in the mail. As for the cost of the materials needed for the investigation, this call to Dr. Watson, he will enjoy the access to my credit card.
I threw him a disgruntled look.
And why wouldn't I?
You? I have not so much money in the Bank to give you a credit card. You certainly hire a crowd of people, only to do nothing.
Then he got me.

With HAZ met?
Yeah. - I found the eyes of the waiter and yelled: - Can I have some chips or something, for him.
I brazenly poked Canary in his unchanging brown jacket.
- Well, how he met you?
- Bad, not enough suave. He didn't even stroke my legs to allow him to kiss my Holy white and fluffy Slippers.
Hmm... When you get to him today, breaking his nose, call me.
- Well, Yes, to you I again took the field of battle undefeated, but beaten? - sarcastically asked me.
That's another one. I'm just happy to kick a little your lifeless body, dreamy squinted Siskin.

Now he saw nothing and heard nothing. He was far away. In the other Universe. He was in the book.

That is the characteristic of all that is good - if it ever begins, then ends very quickly.

Great things, nonhazardous, does not happen. Every beginning is difficult. Go for it and hope.

Hey guys, hastened to interfere me. - I'm surprised, looking at you. Live pale as, and behave like children.
Welcher offended frowned, but the Sorcerer, on the contrary, even happy:
- Right, that's why we already are. Is there a serious person will be able to withstand the weight of the centuries? Yes, that's where, remember the notorious God. Isn't he acting like a child, then destroying, then creating? If he exists, he is the eternal child, because the omniscient being would just not be able to live. Imagine life if you know everything. Not just anything and everything. There is no life. Life is development. And what kind of development would be without curiosity? Everyone has their own means of dealing with everyday life, but it is long-lived should reach this perfection if they are to survive.

Just came across the news and decided to leave. Although generally I prefer horror movies. They are not as scary as the same evening news.

The room was an indescribable mess. Here and before that it was not very clean, and now all like garbage: books broken and whole, fragments of pots with flowers, earth from the same pots, and so on and so forth. No desire to get out I did not have. Even distant. But the books I put on the shelf. Because the book is sacred.

What they all need? I asked the ceiling. The ceiling was silent, apparently thinking about something else.