Book: Crazy star

Dvutzvetik turned the horse and rode back at a trot, demonstrating the skill of riding, a typical sack of potatoes.

A woman who decides to earn a living through the blade will not go around in the form resembling the cover of one of the progressive directory of underwear for a narrow circle of buyers.

Not for the first time she thought in the position of mercenary many disadvantages, not the least of which is that men don't take you seriously until you do not kill them in the literal sense of the word, after which they cease to perceive you.

Due to its lack of organization Rincewind several times already died at the appointed time, and if in the world there is something that does not like Death, it's when people are forced to wait.

Wise men act in accordance with the trends of the time.

- If you kill me, my place will rise a thousand.
Yeah, but the point is not that. The point is that you're dead.

Star, buddy. What are you, the sky is not looking?
- Look.
- They say it will crash into us in spacelink, and then the sea boiled, the country Flat world will fall, kings will be overthrown and the cities will be as lakes of glass, - explained the man. I'm going in the mountains.
- What will this help? - questioned Rensvold.
- No, but the view from there is better...

Then that's what happened.
Nothing.

In addition, young Treiman was a very suspicious type. He did not smoke, drank only boiled water, and Halder at times appeared uneasy feeling that he's smart.

- I said: what are the greatest values in human life?
The warriors leaned closer. The answer is hero need to hear.
Guest long and hard thought, and then with deliberate slowness spoke:
- Hot water, good stomatology and soft toilet paper.

The Rincewind past life flashed before my eyes so often that in the most boring places he has already started to fall asleep.

The trouble with Unimaginable Horrors is that they are easy to imagine...

The tree was a good tree, and led a clean, honest and smooth life, can count on life after death. After living a truly green life, in the end it will be reincarnated as five thousand rolls of toilet paper (the basic tenet of the first tree religion the world is Flat).

Inside every normal person sits a madman, trying to get out. No one goes mad quicker than a totally normal person.