Book: Your humble servant cat. Page 3

Women are smart. Their arguments are not without logic. So if you had to be born a man, please stay calm when you stomp your feet, kick and otherwise vilified. Moreover, spat and obgadit you, over you will still laugh. And if you are not able to remain calm in this situation, stay away from creatures, called smart women.

The behavior and words of people become artificial, life turns into flour, they live with this feeling on the bride. The words "calm" and "peace" have become empty sounds, devoid of any meaning. That's why I say that modern man detective. He's looking at and sniffing. He's thieving. He's hiding from the others and all looks for the benefit. Identity it escalates. He worried all the time, whether he can catch the thief. He thinks about the benefits of sleep and waking is similar to a thief and a constable. Keep looking and searching, not to take to the grave no rest - that is the lot of modern man. This is the curse of civilization. Terribly stupid.

Ha ha ha, not insolent, and arrogant, please remember, because this concerns my honor.

Ancient gods revered all-knowing and all-powerful. Especially the Christian God, which even in the twentieth century continue to be omniscient and omnipotent. However, the fact that the mediocre performance of the people is knowledge and power, often there is nothing like ignorance and weakness.

The proverb says: "Living to learn, and learn how to rejoice," but every day brings new dangers and every day we need to be careful. And what is necessary to protect yourself double shell of deceit and meanness, is also the result of a deep acquaintance with life, and know life better. "Because it is so hard to come across among the elderly have at least one decent man."

Cats have like no legs: has never happened to any of them awkwardly stepped and created a sensation. They step soundlessly, as if walking on clouds. Their gait is like the Gong sound in the water, the sound of the harp in the cave.

I patiently listened to all three stories, but, not finding anything funny or instructive, have decided that people only know how to talk to each other when they don't want it, but to laugh at the fact that it is not funny or rejoice, which is sad. And all this only to somehow kill time.

The path to pleasure is through the suffering.

When in danger you can do what you never do in normal conditions. Call it God's help.

What is ridiculous, when one takes a joke seriously.

There is no light creating more heartless than men.