Category: sarcastic quotes. Page 4



Give me the money, throw it away...
Quote Explanation: Merchant's saying. Mostly the British had red hair, and the Ottoman merchants had bald hair. The rogues were first-class
№ 463829   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 15:48
- Champagne from two glasses? This is something new in floriculture.
Quote Explanation: wife found her husband in someone else's apartment
№ 463745   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 15:35
Any serious negotiations begin with a guarantee of mutual destruction.
№ 463692   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 15:25
Success is like pregnancy. Everyone congratulates you, but no one knows how many times you have been fucked.
Quote Explanation: It was said in the interview about his success and the feeling he now feels. Anthony was already well drunk.
№ 463630   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 15:16
He is King Midas in reverse: whatever he touches, he turns everything into shit.
№ 463523   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 13:23
Secret service tactics: Freudian slander.
№ 463508   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 13:20
No esoteric practices, quantum displacements or rewriting of ancestral programs. Let's give the uterus a chance to catch its breath!
№ 463505   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 13:20
And they ran with an ax to the shit, with their wankers outstretched.
№ 463497   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 13:19
Assange's broken life should serve as a dire reminder of how deadly it is to try to examine and reveal to the world the skeletons in Washington's closet.
Quote Explanation: In the telegram channel “Especially for RT” (22.02.24).
№ 463472   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 13:15
Lewis Dinkum: - You put it in a bunch, Sheriff.
Quote Explanation: Sheriff Ray and Lewis (director of the historical museum and temporary deputy sheriff) blocked the street on a school bus and opened fire with a Vickers machine gun.
Lewis Dinkum: - You put it in a bunch, Sheriff.
№ 463407   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 11:21
- I forgot to repark. Is there something wrong with her?
Quote Explanation: The mayor, having learned that bandits were coming to the city, fled, ordering Ray to move his car to the parking lot, and Ray used his car to catch up with Cortez's sports car and severely mutilated it.
- I forgot to repark. Is there something wrong with her?
№ 463405   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 10:50
- [the sheriff takes out handcuffs and throws them at Cortez’s feet] Give it yourself or I’ll put it on.
Quote Explanation: Ray Owens and Gabriel Cortez stand on a bridge to Mexico.
- [the sheriff takes out handcuffs and throws them at...
№ 463402   Added Viker 14-03-2024 / 10:49
- Damn, they have a sniper who hits you straight in the head from five hundred meters.
№ 463170   Added Viker 13-03-2024 / 13:08