Category: sarcastic quotes. Page 2

- ... And you still don’t know when to lie.

Spring comes to Wisteria Lane every year. It's time when the air filled with aromas is intoxicating, the eyes are caressed by the fluttering of butterflies, the ears are caressed by the buzzing of the first awakened bees. Then, in the spring, the sympathies of men turn into obsession.

Lynette, naturally, remained silent. Whoever turns his tongue to answer: With what

It’s like alcohol and sex, at first it’s very bad and disgusting, and then nothing, you get involved, and don’t even understand how you can live without them.

- What do you mean why? - I answered a little surprised. - To make it more convenient to wipe yourself.

She also believes that Mr. Graymarsh is too virtuous for this world. She hopes that he will learn to love Squeers Jr. and not complain that five people sleep in one bed. which no Christian will complain about.

I don’t know why, but whenever a person dies without leaving property, he considers himself to have the right to dispose of other people’s property.

I just returned, you see. I thought a hot ham and cold beer were waiting for me, but here - ass!

- Darling. You were abandoned not because you are a whore, but because you were originally with a shithead.

They say: like the fence, so are the neighbors. But Lynette knew: it would be better to fence yourself off from other neighbors with a picket fence.

If the head is cut off, no one will ask about the hat.

Why buy a Ferrari if you drive it like a Fiat?

Everything goes according to one account.

Ha ha ha! Just look at this bunch of losers! I didn’t want to interrupt your May Day parade, but I have big plans for your tiny brains. Don't blink, otherwise you'll miss everything... Although, you won't be able to get away with it anyway! Ha!