Category: life quotes. Page 2515

... I believe every word you say, believe as long as you don't tell me you were kidding.

Mutual affection men and women always begins with a stunning illusion that you think alike about everything.

The more someone recognize, the more love.

Not something new to understand and not change.

Funerals are always the same nonsense. Say what you were a cute, wonderful and full of life, and that it's time, and God works in mysterious ways. Never say anything bad. You can be at least a giant shit in the toilet, and still a whiff of rose.

Never bet on anything that can talk: if it can talk, so can be bribed.

- Good afternoon, lady you girlfriend?
- Our children in the same class.
- I have a question for you: are these people morons?
What? (Excuse me?)
- All these people you got, assholes?
- No.
- So boorish here you.
- I have children in the car.
- I have a cake in the oven, he runs out the Park, she had a business meeting... we all Have little time.
- ...
- Go to the end of the queue. And do not dare to speculate on the children - a shame.

Bad people punishing the law of justice, and good - Murphy's law.

The only death with which one cannot accept is your own.

Women talk about love and not talking about lovers, men back.

Why all the time to go back to the past? It is enough that we contrary to the will spend as much time with him.

- You've been know!
- No, I knew him once upon a time... different things.

- Everything changes.
- Except the people!

People use a thing called a telephone because they hate to be together but are afraid to be alone...