Category: ironic quotes. Page 5
The bitch waited for the holiday, she lies down, the puppies bark.
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Viker 19-03-2024 / 12:30
He once heard that in order to mentally prepare for parenthood, you need to go to a rock festival and live in the same tent with your fat, stoned friends. From morning to evening you stagger like a somnambulist, in a constant state of acute lack of sleep, your clothes are all smeared with food that you yourself only ate on rare occasions, there is an eternal ringing in your ears. As soon as you walk past a puddle, some idiot, giggling, will immediately jump into it with both feet, and as soon as you retire to the toilet, they immediately start banging on the door and demanding that you come out. They wake you up in the middle of the night to share with you some innermost thoughts, and in the morning you often wake up in someone's puddle.
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Viker 19-03-2024 / 12:16
He was once asked what talent was the most important for a coach of a hockey team. Sune replied: “Be able to drink crappy coffee.” Endless early rises and late evenings in stadiums with burnt coffee pots and cheap machines, bus routes past lonely roadside eateries, school canteens at sports camps and competitions - how can you stand it all if you have an expensive coffee machine at home? Do you want to become a coach? Don't get used to what others have. Free time, family, delicious coffee. Hockey tolerates only the most resilient. Those who, if necessary, can drink coffee even cold.
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Viker 19-03-2024 / 12:14
So are the sleighs...
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Viker 19-03-2024 / 12:08
Those who previously condemned you now praise you louder than the other. If you were still here, you would probably laugh at this.
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Viker 19-03-2024 / 11:59
And when the ceiling in the apartment collapsed, we generally banged three hundred and fifty. And rightly so. They took it in in the winter and applied it in the fall. You can’t do everything in the summer! Normal apartment...
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MegaMozg 16-03-2024 / 00:39
- Great, Konstantin!
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MegaMozg 16-03-2024 / 00:36
I have sympathy for adults. Towards children - with interest. They can grow into good people.
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MegaMozg 15-03-2024 / 23:15
- This is quite a surprise! It was Papo's father. God, Griselda, you smashed old Papa Papo!
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MegaMozg 15-03-2024 / 19:48
I did not immediately look into her eyes, because the bust was presented as the center of attention.
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MegaMozg 15-03-2024 / 19:00
He was once asked if there was a sport he didn’t like and he replied, “Politics. It's time to stop showing this crap on TV."
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MegaMozg 15-03-2024 / 17:45
When asked what is good and bad in a person at once, he answered: “Language.”
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MegaMozg 15-03-2024 / 15:54
- So I’ll teach you!
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MegaMozg 15-03-2024 / 15:30
- So I’ll teach you!
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Viker 15-03-2024 / 15:30
Not a single man in Paris sits in his room unless he is sick.
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Viker 15-03-2024 / 15:29