Movie: Hottabych

- So I’ll teach you!

It all started with a teapot. <...> [Gena looks for a teapot on the Internet] Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, sucks, sucks, sucks… [photo of a garden watering can] What kind of teapot is this? Multilayer, right? Bullshit, bullshit, bullshit, expensive, expensive, expensive ...

Well, that's all ... Goodbye.

And don't forget to tell her about the nipples!

The guys will do everything, connect. And shadow, and twilight, and all that. She will come in, she will see such beauty and just give you right away!

High-quality papyrus.

You'll never be able to raise the eye glasses! Understand?!

I can conjure up thousands of beautiful women, but to find one that will understand me - with this I have problems.

Here and so. Like adults, and no brains. Nowadays it's hard to grow up.

People are the most unfortunate creatures. Running, bustling. All the time they need something. Slaves to their desires.

- Yes, but. I knew that in Russia it's not like we have... but I didn't think so.
- Yes, if you lived here longer, you'd see better stuff. Around solid Hottabych, the Dragon, the goblins. One Baba Yaga is worth.
- Baba Yaga? Who is that? You and her had sex?

- I can teach you how to find the way to a woman's heart.
- Come on, teach.
- Tell her... Oh great! Your body is flexible like a wild chamois! The skin is tender like a dove! Your hair - like a wondrous waterfalls! Breasts your...
- So, Listen. The Breasts come and stay.

- Do you remember what happens to mortals?
What?
- They die.

It all started with a burglary. Because hacking is cool. Generally for hacking should give the Nobel prize. But laws are imperfect and things do time.