Movie: Love and death (Love and Death)

Fighting on your own is not at all like looking at the battlefield from a hill like a general...

Now where do you say you were going? Oh, yes, to the war. Well ... Dress warmly, Boris. Have a nice time.

Speaking of love ... What can I say? The number of your sexual contacts is not important. Quality. On the other hand, if the number is less than once every eight months, I would definitely think about it.

The key is not to think of death as the end, but to think more of it as an effective way to cut costs.

After all, all the worst things happen in life, not death. If you've ever spent an evening with an insurance agent, you know what I mean.

I can't shoot. He's a human being. He'll bleed the carpet.

We must burn the food so that the French don't get it. But it will not be so easy to set fire to the borscht.

- O! Sound thought.

- Prior to the meeting. In my room, at midnight.
- Are you gonna be there?

He was stabbed with a bayonet pole, who did not want to fight for moral reasons.

Sex without love is a waste of time.
But it's the most wonderful waste of time.

- Of course, God is! We are created in his likeness!
And I also? Look at me, I think he also wore glasses?!
- Not with those frames.

- You are a tyrant and a dictator, a warmonger!
- Why is he reciting my credits?

He wants a country ruled serfs. Well, well! Another would say criminals. Or the Jews!
- And that, among the Jews many sensible! However, they say their women do not believe in sex after marriage.