Author of quotes: Katie Lett. Page 1

Unable to change light bulbs, tampons, opinions, weather. Men - never.

That they are in the TV mean free gifts? Is any gift not free?

... advice - they are like tinsel: it is better to give than to receive.

Archie - with his talk about what he would like to reborn my g-string, was, by the standards of the Australian rockers, utterly romantic... but what the hell kind of romance, if sex is such that we need an asbestos condom?

I don't believe in evolution. If evolution existed, mothers would develop eyes in the back of my head, ten hands and atrophied sleep.

Beside him is how to return to the house, abandoned decades ago: it seems all is forgotten, but is still remember where some switches which boards in the floor creak, which Windows does that.

Artists, writers, journalists trying to interpret reality. The politicians change it.

There are five Golden rules to a happy marriage. Unfortunately, no one fucking does not know them.

With luck always. Sometimes knocking on the door, when you went into the forest to get a rabbit foot for good luck.

The divorce is only two types of people. Those who fucked you, and those who fucked you.

It is abnormal to be normal. All right what is normal, as long as the closer will not meet.

... behind every successful woman is always the microwave and frozen grub.

Skirmish with Archie drove me crazy, but I wanted to provoke - as it is impossible not to pick a Burr or not to poke a tongue at a loose tooth.

It's hard to be a woman in the twenty-first century - we have to buckle down and take heart.