Author of quotes: Alexander Botnikov

“We’ll be attacked by squirrels, I’ll call you right away.”

Everyone here is armed, this is Svalbard.

- Veronica, you probably know that no matter how old a person is, it is important how much he feels.
- You reached for a book in the library yesterday and grabbed a cramp.

Hello, still looking for someone, to say bad things?
Yes here people are strong, they will not catch.

- Your foreign policy is strongly criticised the world community for all the machinations and double standards.
- Our policy is simple and was formulated in the thirteenth century "Who to us with sword come, he perish by the sword" since we don't change.

- I though you pills and painkillers prescribed?
- As they are combined with alcohol?
- Don't mix.
- Too bad for them.

- Please sit down now Rodion'll make some tea while I find something for tea. Rodion, what is for tea?
- A glass.

Don't worry, I'm in the place where it is forbidden to die.

- What do we do?
- That I have wanted to ask, what do we do? I did not encounter bears, you are closer. My knowledge about anti-bears includes only two facts, first before the bear rise to his full height, the second before the bear pretend to be dead. And I understand that they are one of them is incorrect.

- Who is this generous?
- My employer.
- Russian Federation?
Not quite.

- Memories - the heaviest load that a person has to bear. A great man said.
- Something familiar, Shakespeare?
- Mick Jagger.

- People like to blame life for their failures, but if you look at the past year, it became clear that we are to blame for their problems.
"Wow, the bartender / psychologist, you where a stereotype came from?"

I'm from a country where bears walk the streets and play the balalaika.

- What are you laughing at, still probably missed a pint?
- No, I'm at work, know when to say, proudly said Oleg, - though I am Norwegian by passport, but not loaded with beer to the eyeballs as they are. It affects the fact that I'm Russian.
- As you know in Russia you were not a country people know little.