Author of quotes: Jacqueline Rainer



“You've never met Mickey, have you? Then he smiled and shook his head.
№ 429734   Added MegaMozg 01-10-2021 / 17:51
Sometimes, when listening to the Doctor, you get the impression that someone has taken a clear, direct thought, cut it into pieces, and randomly glued it together. I just nodded and mumbled "Mm". The rest did the same.
№ 429733   Added MegaMozg 01-10-2021 / 17:48
- Perhaps. I don’t think it will worry them. Nobody pulls out a family album and says, "Hey, this jellyfish looks familiar."
№ 429732   Added MegaMozg 01-10-2021 / 17:45
- It looks like this is the second candidate to receive a dictionary as a gift. Android: humanoid machine gun. Martha, you can give the dictionary that you were going to buy to Celia, because Eve already knows what a humanoid machine is.
№ 429731   Added MegaMozg 01-10-2021 / 17:42
People always shout "Doctor!" and never "Martha!" It's the same with villains. "Grab the Doctor and the girl!" Perhaps one day he will hear “Grab Martui the man!”, Then he will understand what it is like to feel like a nameless spare part. It's not that I want to be captured by the villains ...
№ 429730   Added MegaMozg 01-10-2021 / 17:39
“I’m not missing anything,” the Doctor replied. - Okay, I don’t miss such things. Birthdays - yes, I'm terrible. Socks! I always lose my socks. There are never too many socks. If you ever think about what to get me for Christmas, socks is what I would suggest. Remote bomb activation controls are different. If they are here, I find them.
№ 429729   Added MegaMozg 01-10-2021 / 17:36
“All right, one use,” the Doctor admitted.
№ 429728   Added MegaMozg 01-10-2021 / 17:33
Why can't men have mad cow disease? Because all men are pigs!
№ 429276   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:44
IMPORTANT EVENTS: Born, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, died, took some type of body, died again, and died again, as always died, became a man, stopped being a man, died, died, became a woman, cool!
№ 429274   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:44
Dear sir, there is almost no chance of anyone being killed by a turtle dropped by an eagle, but try to tell that to the playwright Aeschylus. N.
№ 429266   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:42
Dear Sir, I tried to just “watch her,” but in the morning she told me that I have very pretty eyes and could make a great pair of earrings, so I should keep my eyes to myself if I don't want to seduce a girl. I think in this way she is hinting that she does not want to be under control.
№ 429262   Added MegaMozg 29-09-2021 / 17:42
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№ 429260   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:41
- I burned star systems just like you cigarettes! Missy hissed.
№ 429256   Added Viker 29-09-2021 / 17:41