Author of quotes: Terry Pratchett. Page 4

- Three times? Lobsang asked. - Too much. What I mean to say is that in most species it only happened once.

In general, Jeremy tried his best to be an interesting person. The trouble was that he belonged to the category of people who, having decided to become an interesting person, first of all went in search of a book How to

The world is full of sharp corners that you constantly have to go around, otherwise you will not fit into it.

Hope matters. This is the most important part of faith. Give people jam today, they'll sit down and eat it. And if you promise that you will give them jam someday tomorrow, they will believe in you forever.

Adult life is the same playground, only bigger

Only a maniac can give an elf a chisel, unless, of course, he wants his initials carved on his forehead.

What makes you human is what you believe in. Good, bad, doesn't matter.

The truth may be somewhere nearby, but we have too much nonsense in our heads.

A client who is able to pay three million dollars is not just always right, but always in general.

The multiverse contains many terrifying pictures. However, for some reason, for a soul whose strings are tuned in unison with the subtle rhythms of the library, there are few sights more terrible than the emptiness in the place where a book should stand.

Probably not, Vimes thought bitterly. Humans like them aren't stylish enough for gods. Try to find a god who will worry about the poor fellow, who is exhausted for the sake of a miserable handful of dollars a month. No, this is not for the gods. They descend from their peaks for the cunning rogue who roams the temples and steals all sorts of jewels, but not for the unimaginative hard worker who tramples the city pavements every night.

"It's safer this way," Nobbs answered honestly.

The City Guard prison could accommodate a maximum of six prisoners - and even then they had to be small and extremely frail - however, that's exactly what they turned out to be there.

- Evidence could be everywhere, sir.