Author of quotes: Mark TWAIN. Page 31

Classic - what each believes is needed to read and no one reads.
(Classical name of the book, praised by all and no one reads.)

The Church is rubbish compared to the circus. At the circus all the time something idea. When I grow up, I'll go to the clowns.

Never argue with stupid people, they will drag you down to their level and then beat you with experience.
Never argue with idiots. You descend to their level where they will crush you their experiences.

Listen, as women we also have to kill?
- Well, Ben Rogers, if I was so ignorant, I would be more silent. To kill women! Why, if the books is nothing like that? Lead them to the cave and treat them as politely as possible and there are you gradually fall in love, and I do not want to go home.

If I cannot smoke in heaven, then this place is not for me.

The correct dosage of aphorisms: minimum words, maximum meaning.

It is not true that married men with beautiful women forget that they're married. At this moment they are especially depressing is the thought of it.

People willing to do much to awaken the love, but dare to do anything to cause envy.
(The person is ready to do a lot of things to love, and he will do more to cause envy.)

Avoid those who are trying to undermine your faith in yourself. A great man, on the contrary, it inspires the feeling that you can become great.
Another translation:
Stay away from people who scoff at your aspirations. Small people always do that, while the great men always let you feel that you, too, can become great.
Keep away from people who try to belittle your ambitions. Small people always do that, but the really great make you feel that you, too, can become great.

I made it a rule never to smoke more than one cigarette at a time.

It's easy to quit smoking. I've done it hundreds of times
Quitting Smoking is easy. I threw a hundred times.

I was praised a great many times, and I always was embarrassed; every time I felt that it was possible to say more.

Everyone is a moon who has a dark side that never shows to anyone.

I never let school interfere with my education.