Author of quotes: Galina Krasnova



Three stages of the men's remorse, "so she, the bitch, right!", "probably, hands still dismiss should not have", "a dog with her, apologize - let him choke!"
№ 294990   Added MegaMozg 22-07-2017 / 23:12
- Countess, you misunderstood me. I just wanted to say that you are beautiful. Your face is like the moon, your lips are the petals of a rose, eyes on your...
Bolder, you've described a scary monster with a fat pale face in ruts and a smile full of blood vampire.
№ 143181   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 13:23
- Honey, Wake up, duty calls.
- What is the duty in the morning?
- Marital. No, I don't understand, are you going to sleep on our wedding night?
- Come on, prevail upon, give their duty...
- My precious...
- Again?!
- You have to understand - I've waited so long...
- Honey...
- Gods, and why did I need to hold this ceremony? You did sleep do not give?
- Not tonight, my wife.
- A favorite! Wake up! You owe me!
- Lina, I'm tired, let me sleep.
- If you're me you turn away, I'll get a lover. Just so you know!
- Dreaming! Lover she'll get... Yes I will drive, but will make sure that you had not thought about any lovers.
- Sounds promising! Ah, just don't bite!
№ 142796   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:53
- No!
- Yes!
- And I said no!
- And so what? Say Yes!
- Never! You're irresponsible, egotistical, selfish womanizer. And I need a husband who will be a reliable support, not a source of constant trouble. So my answer is: no! And for the trick with the fake marriage I didn't fall. Just so you know!
№ 142795   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:53
And why women have all the questions boil down to the presence of men other women?
№ 142794   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:52
And you - if you survive - will be all my life to suffer from knowing what you're a nerd, because once called love, a gift of the gods, a game of hormones.
№ 142781   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:52
Although, she is guilty! He behaved like a... like a... but how did she dare? She's mine! Even if doesn't know it yet.
№ 142780   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:51
Yes, I'm a woman. And proud of it. Because the man is a freak of nature that woman has to endure to give birth to a child. Men are completely useless on the farm, and cannot be relied upon.
№ 142765   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:50
I know man such a creature that can get used to everything, however, faster to good, than bad.
№ 142761   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:50
Or-R-Reginaldo growled the brute. - To save someone and then beat him the whole male pride.
№ 142757   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 12:50
I love myself, and that feeling is deeply mutual.
№ 127186   Added MegaMozg 08-01-2017 / 17:23
- You are as beautiful as a spring morning!
- I mean, the same gloomy, gray, cold and nasty? And anyway, the yard evening!..
№ 72665   Added MegaMozg 04-01-2017 / 07:59
Better the crane for a moment of happiness than hateful bird life.
№ 66339   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:01
But don't make me angry. When I'm angry - I'm afraid of myself.
№ 66338   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:01
Wolves are cornered, they fight desperately, killing the reckless hunters.
№ 66337   Added MegaMozg 03-01-2017 / 20:01