Author of quotes: Chuck Palahniuk. Page 1

Hell seems like hell to us precisely because we hope to find heaven here.

The demon's excessive pride is also its weakness. If a demon finds himself losing face, he most often runs away like a normal bully.

I am no longer limited. I am my own seducer. I am my own kidnapper and dark sadist.

The secret to a successful comedian is not to leave the stage until you hear someone laugh." I mean, don't give up. Do not lose hope. Make just one person laugh, then use that and keep joking around to make others laugh. When a few people find you funny, the rest will start to agree with them.

In hell, it is the attachment to our particular identity that torments us.

If you do not know what will happen next, take a good look at what has already happened. I mean, if you want, the past will tell the future what to do.

No one mourns at a funeral like the dead themselves.

Life seems like hell to us if we hope to live forever. Life is short. And there is no point in getting upset.

As unpleasant as death may seem, the upside is that it only happens once. And then no more painful experiences.

"Alien mouth - darkness." I mean, they can tell you anything, so get all deals in writing. That is, leave a paper trail behind you.

Hell breaks people - allows them to go to greater and greater extremes, to turn into evil caricatures of themselves, until they finally realize their mistake.

Actually, death makes you feel better. Take me, I want to say: I'm only thirteen, and death is almost the best thing that has ever happened to me.

Reading almost all books is absolutely the same as being a corpse. It's all so... complete.

The main thing is not to go towards heart attacks. In a sense, you need to save energy and remember to relax. No job lasts forever, so relax and enjoy.