Author of quotes: Joseph Heller. Page 1



Suddenly on the ground on either side of the path he noticed hordes of mushroom grown after the rain. They stuck up from the sticky earth, like the fingers of the dead. They grew in great abundance, everywhere was seen. There were thousands of them, and they climbed out from under every Bush. They seemed to swell, swell up and multiply right in front of him. He walked quickly away, covered by a horror, and did not go down until then, until he felt under his feet the dry sand. Now the mushrooms is left behind. He looked around warily, fearing that now will see how these soft, eyeless, white creatures are chasing him on all fours or climb, twisting down trees indiscriminately, swaying mass.
№ 228352   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:20
The case against Clevinger began, then stopped. Lacked nothing - at least some crime.
№ 228351   Added MegaMozg 16-01-2017 / 16:20
Something frightening was in the form of the doctor, when he was sitting in melancholy near his tent. And he at every opportunity he was sitting there in the sun in summer khakis and a shirt with short sleeves, from which wash - wash it in order to disinfect daily - faded and turned grey. The doctor looked like a man who one pokolodi horror, turned to ice, so since then, and not thawed completely. He sat, lost in itself, plunging the head into thin shoulders, and rubbed his tanned fingers bare arms crossed, as if he really was cold.
№ 184975   Added MegaMozg 13-01-2017 / 10:52
Lieutenant Nately sends his regards.
Yossarian didn't like that they had a mutual acquaintance: what kind, it could serve as a pretext for further talk.
№ 160838   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:46
The Texan has turned out to be so nice, before the shirt guy, that after three days no one could stand it. He had to open his mouth - and all ran a chill of horror.
№ 160837   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:46
Gunner was a great chess player and played an interesting combination, to that Yossarian had to feel like an idiot, and he quit playing.
№ 160836   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:46
For science people dying all the same.
№ 160691   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 18:40
Prostitution gives her an opportunity to meet people. Thanks to my profession, she spends a lot of time outdoors and engaged in a useful exercise.
№ 159821   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:57
Like all other staff officers of the regiment, except major Danby, Colonel Cathcart was filled with the democratic spirit: he believed that all men are created equal, and therefore with equal zeal commanded all subordinates.
№ 159818   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:56
Not surprising as once asked Dunbar, and the chaplain by accident heard, that the deepest secrets of mirotocheniya explained by people who are not able, because of his ignorance, to understand the mechanism of rainfall on earth?
№ 159817   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:56
- You know, most of all, I rejoice when they save someone's life. And that's what I wonder: what the hell is the meaning to treat them, if they still somehow destined to die?
- The meaning is, no doubt, assured of his Dunbar.
- Makes sense? So what is it?
The point is, for as long as possible not to let them die.
- Yes, but what is the meaning to treat them, if they still have to die?
- The thing to do not to think about it.
- Thing thing, and what the hell is the point? Dunbar a second to think and said, the Devil knows.
№ 159584   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:46
Yossarian was still strong enough to move without undue turmoil of someone else's malaria or influenza. He perfectly endured the destruction of other people's tonsils, and other people hemorrhoids hernia caused him only mild nausea and slight disgust. But more serious diseases neighbors badly affected his own health. In such cases, he wanted to cut bait.
№ 159583   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:46
Up to the seventh sweat, he struggled in the grip of a difficult dilemma: on the one hand, he was not able to resolve their problems; on the other he didn't want to discard them as insoluble. He suffered constantly, he always hoped. It is possible that nothing of what he was thinking, in fact, did not take place, it - only an aberration of memory rather than real feeling that he really never thought about that before seen what was thinking now that just once, he thought he saw it, and his present impression that he about something thought - just a illusion illusion and that now he just imagined though once seen a naked man in a tree, near the cemetery.
№ 159527   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:43
Colonel Cathcart was a man of courage and without hesitation volunteered to send his people to bomb any purpose. No object was too dangerous for his regiment.
№ 159526   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:43
And I don't want to make sacrifices. I want to bring home the dollars.
№ 159524   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 17:43