Author of quotes: Ernie Zielinski



Give me my Golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can have the clubs and the fresh air back.
№ 151642   Added MegaMozg 11-01-2017 / 10:34
I would not give a farthing for a man who is able to write a word only one way.
№ 142144   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 10:46
Money is not an end in itself, they only reflect your creative energy and confidence.
№ 141637   Added MegaMozg 10-01-2017 / 00:32
The advantage of the bachelor lifestyle is possible though every day for a month to eat pizza.
№ 140015   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:47
The advantage of the bachelor: you can hide the dirty dishes in the cupboard.
№ 140013   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:47
Correctly formulated problem is a problem half solved.
№ 139633   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:03
Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist as an adult.
№ 139631   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:03
If you are bored with myself - marry, and be bored together.
№ 139628   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 21:03
The most unhealthy cake I have ever eaten, wedding.
№ 139523   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 20:57
The advantage of the bachelor: it is possible to repair the bike in the bathroom and no it is not annoying.
№ 139522   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 20:57
If a man married thirty-five years old, then it is either blue or smart.
№ 139458   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 20:54
If you want the rainbow have to put up with the rain.
№ 139457   Added MegaMozg 09-01-2017 / 20:54